Judge — October 2, 1897 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Suage A HORNET. oe HY are you crying, lit- tle boy?” “1 was st-tung by a b-b-bumble- bee, sir.” “Why didn’t you get out of its way?” “B-because “twas one o' th’ kind that d-don't bum- bumble, sir.” CAN'T BE SPARED. Mrs. Terwilli= ger—"Miss Teet- ers is after a hus- band.” NOT THE: ONLY KING IN THE PACK. Mrs, Willough- Boy. Will you send in a card ?” “Sh . Wituinctox Woutpae—" I've got nothing but a poker. 47—“She can’t Take two—Jack, king. That's my name.” have mine.” OT AN UNUSUAL CASE, Aunt Sarah (who bad passed the summer in her quiet, roomy home among the hills)—" And did you enjoy your vaca- tion abroad, Edna?” Edna (vivaciously)—" Enjoy it? "Twas the best time of my life. Of course I spent all my savings (but, then, they were all my own that I worked five long years to accumulate), was obliged to go second-class, crowded into one state-room with three strangers, and had to get my own meals in my little un- ventilated room. I felt compelled to visit the art-galleries and museums on free days, when the crowd was so great I could hardly get a glimpse of the pictures and relics; but, you know, I had a reasonably good idea of them from my guide-books. 1 was beset by porters, who frowned and rained maledictions upon me in ‘their : BINS 2 r foreign tongues because I hadn't the means to tip them, Then, too, I felt dis- See eee Wiis the ott ei ae ee een ee appointed all the time that I couldn't bring back with me souvenirs of the places that Chicago couple who got engaged, married, separated and divorced visited. I had to hurry so, and had such unnourishing food, that I feel utterly on a single run and without once removing their feet from the pedals." worn out and hardly able to cope with next year’s work. But, auntie, you have no idea what a glorious time I had. I never dreamed of anything like it—‘twas THE CLIMAX. so perfectly lovely.”” soeiourr r.catowat, ++ FIRST shirt, then collar-buttons, then suspenders, then trou- sers, and now—and now my diamond frame!” He crouched in the bay-window and through a mist of blinding tears watched his wife wheel away. A LIMITED ENGAGEMENT. Belle— Why do you refer to your engagement as limited? Is it limited in point of time?” Edith— No; limited to George and me.” DESIRABLE, Hunory Hank—" Ef yer had ter be sick, Void, wot disease would yer ruther have?” Kine Voio—"* Dyspepsia.” Oh, Fannie! and are you really going in?” 18—"* You goose ! of course not, What did you think I had this expen- sive costume made for?” comicbooks.com