Judge — September 11, 1897 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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S)HE liar layeth his own snare. The diagnosis does not cure the disease. To gather a dinner of herbs is to eat it with gusto Who denies his off- spring God hath already denied. The reformer never hesitates to make the devil fetch and carry. Economy consists in knowing when to spend and how to spare. A. persistently. slov- enly maid will demoralize the most conscientious mistress, Bring me no water = from a corrupted well; no PROFITABLE JUDICIAL FORETHOUGHT. gift from a gambler; from Friexp—"*T thought that colored chap was going to kick when you charged him four dollars i litenrpese for his maniage- certificate,” Justice Fox—"* He would if | hadn't numbered his certificate 411 44. You see he hadn't KATHRINE GROS}RAN. the lieart to disturb that combination.” MUTUAL ADMIRATION, THE PARSON AND THE BARBER. JONAH, having emerged, looked admiringly at the big fish. ~ You are certainly a bird,” THE Reverend Mr. Moryll was getting shaved. ‘The he remarked. barber's hand was shaky and his breath was laden The whale, for his part, looked with equal admiration at the p with the fumes of ’ liquor. At last the ex- pected happened—the blood flowed freely from acut in the par | r4 WHY NOT? son's chin, He looked oe H ARRY,” said at the barber severely. Mrs. McBride, “See,” said he, “what word should | * what comes from us- use to describe a per- ing w a son who resorts to sub- "Yessir," replied terfuge?” the barber; “it makes “Td call him a the skin very tender.” rophet. “Speaking of birds,” he rejoined, “you are something of a swallow yourself.” TS some fellies thot A é fale sore agin nach- + Soanee ure because, rain- OBJECTIONABLE CLASSIFIC shtorms do be always Eruei—"' I feel hurt that your brother didn’t take me for a sail.” vw: BS Rut there wasn't room, dear. He took all he could and said he'd return for the remainder made aviather: (coldly}—" But he need not return for me. I'm no remnant.” A TRUTH, THE man who does the least work is always the most tired. FROM ENGLISH INTO FRENCH. S¢LLE TIED his horse to a locust, So Cooper says in his ** S| Translating the same, a Frenchman Has him the animal tie, Not to a tree, but an insect, Explaining upon this wise, ‘That American locusts often Attain to a monstrous size ; ‘That this one, caught by a trapper Somewhere along the coast, Had been carefully stuffed and mounted To serve as a hitching-post. NOT OF THE -BOTANICAL ORDER. Mary (on her first visit to the farm, suddenly coming upon a flock of moulting hens)—" Why, grandpa! what is the matter with them? 1 “Why did you leave vour last place?" thought hens always leaved out when * It was too heavy to bring along, mum.” they were chicken: COMING THROUGH THE RYE, comicbooks.com|