Judge — August 21, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘The man that pitched was undersized ‘And homely as could be ; His ears were like two palm-leaf fans ‘That beat the air in glee. She whispered to her escort, low, (Of how in childhood’s years She'd heard, but never understood— ‘Small pitchers have big ears.” —Cripple Creck Guide. The letter "* R "doesn’t have to figure in the month you drink Coot's Jmperial Champagne in. It's extra dry and always good. When a woman starts out for a walk, not knowing in what direction she will go or when she will be back, it is called gadding.—There is something the matter with your disposition if your freckles and pug nose are not forgotten by those who have known you for a month.— A father is a man who has the privilege of say- ing he is right, and whose children dare not contradict him, though they might prove he is wrong.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Angostura Bitters, the world-renowned South Amenican tonic, cannot be successfully imitated in this country. Insist on having the only gen- vine, prepared by Dr. One saying seems common to womankind’s wit, And we smile when we hear them declare it; ut when at the seaside they're seen we admit ‘They have" nothing to wear,” and they wear it, — Yonkers Gazette, WINNING ITS WAY. By reason of superior equipment (magnificent in every detail) limited-express time, a-la-carte | dining-car, and, in fact, all that. goes to make an up-to-date traveling palace, the Black Dia-|¥ mond Express between New York, Philadel- phia, Buffalo and Niagara Falls is commanding | attention from the traveling public, to whom it is so successfully catering. ‘Then, too, the Le- high Valley Railroad operate three express- trains—New York to Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Toronto ; Philadelphia to Detroit, Chicago and the west. These trains are standard equip- ment, vestibuled throughout, Pullman sleeping | and parlor cars, dining-cars a-la-carte, Pintsch gas, modern in every particular—second only to the Black Diamond Express. Write for de- scriptive matter to Charles S. Lee, general pas- senger agent, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The returned parishioner —“And how is dear Mr. Poundbook’s cough? Is it any bet- ter?” The home-kecping parishioner—"" It got so bad that we sent him on a trip to Palestine. | Just about now it is safe to say that his bark | is on the sea."—/ndianapolis Journal. CHAFING, Prickly Heat and Perspiration quickly relieved by PACKER’S THE GENUINE JOHANN HOFF'S MALT EXTRACT MAKES, FLESH AND BLOOD AVOID SUBSTITUTES At eleven o'clock the hostess announced re- freshments. The yearning, growling, hungry stomachs of those present were lavished with an elegant and appetizing menu, Later a‘ break- down” was danced beautifully by John W. Whipple and Harry Belknap, and it is sad to relate that Harry’s wind gave out long before his aged companion’s.—Account of a wedding in the Boonville (New York) Record. For better, for —. But there never will be a worse if you take Abbott's Original Angos- tura Bitters. “Chicken, chicken, that’s a chicken !" yelled the gamins every time a wildly-batted ball en- livened the monotony of a provincial game the other afternoon. It was the small boy's meta- phoric term for **foul."—New York Evening 1T CANNOT DE IMPROVED IT CANNOT BE EQUALLED ‘The (HOICEST of all ae COCKTAILS MANHATTAN, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH and YORK. Do not be wrongfully prejudiced against a bottled Cocktail until you have tried the “Club” brand. The principle is correct, the ingredients the best, and the resultis all that can be desired. Try them and satisfy yourself. MARTINI, ‘These Cocktails are made of absolutely pure and welt matured liquors and the mixing $ equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world, The proportions being ac- curate, they will always be found uniform. 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Hartford, Coan. “Back up your judgment if you think that's the horse that will win out,” jeeringly remarked the dirty, greasy spectator at the races. "* Money talks, and I'm mighty nigh made of money to- day.” "You do seem to be a rather filthy looker,” assented the other man, looking him over.—Chicago Tribune, THE CELEBRATED SOHMER heads the list of the highest grade Pianos. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public, SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers, 149 to 155 East 14th 8t., N.Y. MODEL Send for catalogue describing this and other models. SMITH & WESSON, 9 Stockbridge St., Springfield, Mass. Bes TH este : ind Ola Good for Your comicbooks.com