Judge — August 7, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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* You do not regret the money you expended on your boy's college education, do you?” “1 rather guess I don't,” said the old farmer man with glee and unction. * He learned me a lot of upper-cnts, short-arm jabs, and things t as made me the best man in the count; ‘ndianapolis Journal. Angostura Bitters is a world-renowned stand article. Beware of imitations, Siegert & Sons are the only manufacturers, When the audience + the performance of ied **Author, author * Uncle Tom's Cabin” last evening Mr. Lemuel North Woolcott could ot be persuaded to come before the curtain. Dr. J. G. Dishonesty seldum makes fokes rich. Dar hain’t no sech ting as content wid dishonest success.—Devoldah a man gits de hardah he t | fin's hit toe feel sorry fo" a woman whose pug dog hez jes’ died.—Doan’ blame de debil fo" all de crookedness in de worl’, dun a heap in dat line hisse'f.—Sum fokes am laik de snail, Dey sees nuffin’ but deir own shell an’ t'ink hit am de fines’ in de lan’.— Wren sum fokes git hurt dey takes so much pleashah in tellin’ ‘bout hit dat dey doan’ seem toe min’ de injury.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Mankin’ hez Miss Highup—'* W's perfectly scandalous! | Did you hear about Miss de Pink?" Afiss Tiptop—"" No. What has she done?" Afiss Highup—" Oh, the most immodest thing im- + Oh, mamma!" the beautiful girl exclaimed, | “the adores me so, and he is so noble and handsome and"—— “Yes, my child.” ““And he brings such lovely references from his last wife.” “Mother and daughter mingled their tears of joy. Presently they grew somewhat calmer and were able to speak of trousseaus| and things.—Detroit Journal. Judge—"You are accused of killing you best friend.” Prisoner—" He hit me, sit Judge—"" \should have thought that that would have been the last thing he would do.” Pris.) oner—"* It was, sir."—Princeton Tiger. | \ WILLGONVINCE THay OLDEN SCEPTRE ; ie PERFECTION ACKAGE mone MPEP ICES Aibaces te 1S PAID, Chis is strange modesty when it is publicly wa that Mr, Woolcott not only has written y-seven versions of the play, but also freezes tne ice on which Eliza escapes, compounds the urned cork, and provides lines for the Siberian hloodhounds.— Buffalo Enguirer. aginable! She's let all the world know she is crazy to get married by going and joining a cooking-school.”—New York Weekly. ‘CaTALOGUE afitiy » QURBRUG SSE si a ‘OF Cook's Imperial Champagne, extra dry, is a most delicious wine. It has a delicious flavor, Keep it in your ice-chest. 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