Judge — May 8, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘A New York paper remarks that "the bar ’ sinister has been placed upon the escutcheon | folio of war-sketches of his frontier correspond. of Mr. Gowdy of Indiana, who hopes to be the Jent.“* Lleavens!” he shrieked ; ““is it as bad next consul-general to Paris. It is openly charged that he eats pie with his knife.” This simply shows the extent to which campaign Co vilification will go. Mr. Gowdy does not eat | sherbet. |‘ By the beard of the prophet!” he pie with a knife. On the contrary, in strict | gasped, "I thought by the knee-skirt it was a conformity with recognized conventionalities in| new woman."—New York Press. hoosierland, he takes a quarter section of con- densed nightmare in his hand and gracefully | American champagnes are fast driving out bites out a semi-circular chunk weighing about! the imported article. At the head of the list a pound.—Chicago Times-Herald. is Cook's Imperiat. “he said, “*is a picture of The sultan reached for a HOTEL TRAYMORE, “1 am wholly a self-made man,” said the Atlantic City, N. J. Appointments complete. | gentleman with the air of money to incinerate. Location, ty Sia D. 5. White, jr., pla ‘They who heard him laughed softly. It was common report that the baid area on the top of his head was the work of his wife.—Cincin- ATHENS (GEORGIA) EXCITED, nati Enquirer. A citizen held in his hand yesterday a letter signed in some way and by somebody. The , r : signature was submitted to one citizen, who| As a specific against dyspepsia and other remarked that it resembled a prize-fight ; an-| troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer other said it was a case of parrot and monkey ; | and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to still another was sure it resembled a nominating | BOKER'S HITTERS. convention; while a fourth thovght it was a — picture of a log-jam. One was sure it was a] ‘* D'ye moind thot?" said Dolan as he gazed boiler explosion; another a cyclone: another|out of the window. ‘‘It's a foine prrade. the razzle-dazzle; while a darky said it was a| An’ all thim min is in loine marchin’ widout **mixtery.” join’ nowheres in partic'lar. Thot's th’ pecul- A learned student, looking at it, said, “Non |iar'ty av human natur’, We don't iver think nostrum est tantus componere tites.”” (It is not | we're inj'yin’ oursilves onliss we're worrukin’ for us to adjust such grave disputes.) But Cap- | loike blazes an’ gittin’ nothin’ done."— Wash- tain Nickerson, arriving on the scene, cleared | ington Star. up the mystery by saying that it was the sig- nature of Willet F. Cook, advertising manager of the great Republican cartoon paper, JUDGE, —Athens (Georgia) Daily Banner, n Dandruff, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, CGARETES LITTLE CIGARS. ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. 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