Judge — April 24, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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She insisted that since they would have it that way, I must get her a seat for her hat. —Princeton Tiger. extra dry No mena Cook's Imperial Champagne is an wine of a delicous and (ruty favor. is complete without it, Some women wear corsets on their brains.— No woman can be sick very long without get- ting religious.—Every woman has an idea that her husband wasn't ‘anywhere near so steady when she married him.—When you call on a girl and she takes the cat upon her lap and strokes it she is generally trying to make it yawo.—The average man thinks he is in love | with a certain woman the minute he is sure he isn’t in love with any other one.—When a girl giggles at most everything you say it is a sign some one once told her she had a keen sense of humor.—New York Press, One of the first requisites For a Yacht or pleasure craft is a supply of Evans’ Ale. It is not affected by the tossing or pitching, and is always in condition, xo SEDIMENT war's WHY Every dealer aciis it. ©... 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