Judge — April 24, 1897 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Suage RIGHT TO THE POINT. OCATED in Tama county, Iowa, where the a : farm home of Secretary-of-agriculture James yea Wilson is situated, is a large reservation of 3 civilized Musquakie Indians. The red-skins ass were disgusted beyond expression, some years en's ago, when prohibition was adopted in Iowa, joy ; oat tise and have taken no interest in legislation until the past few weeks, while the assembly has : been considering a bill to permit the manu- Re facture of liquor in the state. Los Recently a delegation of nine braves came down to the capital to visit the state-house. A They called upon the governor and high te officials, inspected the big building from top pe: to bottom, and finally were ushered into the out house chamber while that body was in session, Upon invitation of the speaker, the chief ad- dressed the law-makers as follows: Chief Walk-on and his braves from Tama camp say thanks when pale-face ask us here, Braves come from Indian camp, where four hundred braves, with squaw and papoose, live in the happy wigwam in the Indian town at the foot of big hill. We talked of pale-face chiefs who camp in the big house of white stone. ‘The braves of Tama will fight for the pale-face chiefs who say make fire-water in Iowa. Braves will not smoke peace-pipes with pale-face chiefs who say cannot make fire-water in Iowa, make fire-water in Iowa. Can no buy some at the pill-house any ia Myer EXPLICIT. * EXTRAVAGANCE. cae waka sir? Have your boots blacked, sir?” Hello, Ruraly! Living in the suburbs yet ? . FARMen GReENE (of Moose Meadow) —" Jes’ hear that now, Mirandy ; am eating two meals a day and sleeping in the suburbs. he probably thinks we are on our weddin'-trip, an’ totally reckless.” HMOW AN ACROBAT OUT OF WORK SECURED A SOFT BERTH. 2. PROFESSOR SLUGGEM — ‘* Hadn't yer better 1. DiscuiseD AcROBAT—"* This is my last fifty take off yer coat?” 3. Proressor SLuGGEM —“t Now this is my cents, but here goes.” Discutsep Acronat— "Oh, no! guess I'll celebrated right-arm swing.” (Bif/) wait until I get warmed up.” 6 Discutsep acRonat—" You'll take me in aS an equal partner, eh?" PROFESSOR SLUGGEM —" Well, I don't mind.” 4. Discuisep ackowaT—"And this is my right- 5. Discvisen AcronaT—"* Just lie there ama arm blow.” (Bang / biff? bang 1) ment and I will remove my coat; thank you.” comicbooks.com