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Arkansazw Thomas Cat, ‘The New York public knows that Dr. Sie- t's is the only genuine Angostura Bitters. is useless to offer an imitation. Mother (Chicago, of course) —" You were with Jack Sureshot yesterday?” Daughter— “Yes; he and | are married.” AMother— “ Weil, [wouldn't be seen with him too much His reputation is not the best. and you know how easily one may be compromised these days."—Detroit Journal. Where is the liquor that can compete With them for aroma and mellow blend? Clear as‘to color and dry or sweet ; To the connoisseur s taste complete— A proper bumper to pledge a friend, A health-at parting or a toast to greet ‘A drink for all seasons, but what avails? ‘Though I'sing their praises until the end Tcan’t do justice to Club Cocktails, : ENVOI. Prince, it is true, But still allow— ‘Though to tell their virtues thy poet fails— Yet had he a bottle open now He could do justice to Club Cocktails. —Frangois Villon, jr. 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