Judge — January 16, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Hereafter we'll have sweet, fresh but- — Old gent —"" Yours is a very fast horse, Mrs. tet Detretchy tices The public knows that Dr. Sieger’s Angos-| _ Clolly—'*I wonder if your father would dy| Metavish.” fea, Mc 7aulsk < & De, you om __,tura Bitters is the only genuine, and will not | into a passion if I were to ask him for you?") Uitte t) ia Vink at that horse that went Fora morning nip a bottle of Cook's Imperial | accept any substitute. Adelaide—* Not if you tell him first that he | pistinchy saw Aim) tra Diy Champagne is the thing. ft will looks twenty years younger since he shaved off | by-"—Heston Globe. make a winner of you, his whiskers." —Cleveland Leader. ESE 3 An astute little boy was asked the other day what was meant by ‘sins of omission,” and An eastern paper asks, "* Have bees con-|he responded without any pause or hesitation, he’ niece, a Boston girl, fastidious in speech, | sciences?” Judging by their sting they must|*+ The sins we have fofgotten to commi over's swan song.” This reminds one answered, “* Under, not over, uncle, A sub-| be all conscience.— Salt Lake Tribune. New York Commercial Aavertiser. of a quotation in Bain's Khetoric—'* Swans | way can't be over." — Boston Journal. sing before they die; ‘twere no bad thing ns should certain persons die before they try to —New York Dispatch, ‘The married man who has been enjoying es himself with a convivial party till two a, m. Salvation Oil is repeating its cures of news | CRE smooth things over with his wife by bring. ralgia, rheumatism, headache and toothache ing her a bunch of chrysanthemums unless be every day until theit name is legion, Price, ag | © Pronounce them too. — Exchange, cents. —— ‘The uncle from New York, looking at the . subway, remarked to his niece, "I should thinl President Cleveland's message is referred to| you would be glad when this thing is ove: ¢ Cedar Rapids (lowa) Evening Gazette ATRUAL WILLGONVINCE THay OLDEN SCEPTRE IS PERFECTION “, Asa re ific against dysy ia and cther over the head the other night stands a good | Toubles of & jog in drinks, nothing superior to chance to croak. What made you soak him so| Roxya's METTERS, hard?" Officer McGobb—* It was th’ long hair = ay ‘im thot fooled me. i had no oidea Oi Se Tae ce cud bur-rt ‘im at all. Oi tought he was wan She—"* Dear me! why don’t they teach cho- av thim feet-ball fellies.""—/ndianapolis Jour. | rases to sing intelligibly? It is so aggravating nal, to be unable to distinguish the words.” //e— eo eee **You don't know your luck, I have read the Titled foreigner (regretfully)—""And you are | libretto," —Exchange. quite sure that you never can become my wife?” ae: BY. young heiress—'* Never!" 7% re ” is i ee ee Nant you Ukeedee {My dear,” expostulated his wife, ** why Perienced manager to look after your estates?” | Wil 204 eat such a hearty breakfast on Sanday ToSemersille Jenne’ have a nightmare in church." —Detroit Tribe Saturday's bicycle wedding the contract. | “"** _ A BIASED COMPLIMENT. ing parties joined hands for wheel, or for what? 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