Judge — January 16, 1897 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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42 SMUGGLING EXTRAORDINARY. CATHODIC. ’ Son X T Le is wont to regale Till he sees things in wonderful ways; ‘Then it goes far ahead Of what Rontgen has said, For he's looking through XX rays, ale THE VERY REASO Olive Branch why does Jimmy money ‘dough ? Pater Familias —"\ don't know, my son, unless it is be- cause he needs it for his daily bread.” NATURAL, oe DAvIE. what is nature ?” This was a bit heavy for the boy, but he grappled with it bravely. ature? Huh !—nature is us ‘fore we get into so- ciety.” uae HE WAS swaggering around the depot with a new ulster on and some of the train hands asked him where he got it and the price. “T pu‘chased dat obercoat in Waverly, New Yawk, jess across de line, faw eighteen dollahs.” “Cheap enough, Nick,” said the con- ductor, “Cheap ! well, I should say so, De clerk said dat I couldn’ git dat coat in Pennsylvany faw twenty-fi’ dollahs, an’ so I gib him fifty cents extry, an’ he run it across de line an’ delibered it at Sayre, Pennsylvany, an’ nuffin’ Nick,” said the conductor, * they played iton you, There ain't no tariff between New York and Pennsylvania.” “ Was yo’ eber in New Yawk ?” he asked. * No,” he replied. “Well, den yo" bettah gib yo" intellec’ a rest. I was ober dar las’ week an’ it was chock full er tariff; dey had tariff faw ter burn.” And he stalked indignantly away. ALT, WORDEN, A MILLING EXPRESSI LOOKING FORWARD. Mrs Joses—' My sister is just worried to death over her son Reginald. She wants him to enter the ministry, his father wants him to go into business, while Reginald himself has got his mind set on being an actor, and says nothing shall keep him from it." Mrs. Brow: Mrs. Jones — Hum—how old is he?” He's going on seven.” roR (Darktown Baso0)—"* De sentiments ob dis joke ob yourn is good an’ de figure is drawn well, Miss Daisy, but youah feet am bad.” HE USED THE WRONG WORD. appearance?” “* Screened buckwheat.” WOMAN. GE'S inconsistent, so we get A laugh at her expense ; For when her shoes are much too small Yon find her sighs immense. HER STATUS. Dolly Swijt—" What kind of a girl is she? Sally Gay—" The kind that calls a Wagner sleeping-car a *Vogner.' . GENIUS OF WORDS. THREE-YEAR-OLD was in the bath. “Iam all bare!” she cried, Then there was a transition of ideas. “I am a bear! 1 call myself a bear because Iam nude!” Masy th’ murder is done an th’ victim ain’t kilt. Miss Daisy — ‘* How dares yo’ make remarks ‘bout mah personal comicbooks.c over tl chance hard?" av ‘im cud ht av thir nal, | 5. Supe | Tit quite s Spoile. cigner perien: —Soni AU ing pa —Phi } t ‘om