Judge — December 19, 1896 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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MAKING A SOCIAL LION AND WHAT CAME OF IT. Christmas Judge A MISLEADING SIMILITUDE, UNcLE Roorat (who has the freedom of the flat on his visit —" I must say York bath- tubs air few all-fired clus-quartered fer a chap ter take a decent bath in.” MY MATINEE GIRL. GEE'S pretty, there can be no doubt ; And though she is not over wise You never seem to find that out When looking in her dreamy eyes. She lets me take her to the play, The dance is really her delight ; She shows that she has found the way To help Time in his speedy flight, She loves the lighter side of life, To fashion’s foibles lends an ear; She laughs to hear me talk of strife, And scarcely knows a single care, She knows I love her; yet I fear Heartless she laughs at all my woe, She lets me take her everywhere Except beneath the mistletoe, JasuRs JAY oCONNRLL, , WHAT SHE BOUGHT HIM, + ¢N]O." said Mrs. Cumso to Mrs. Cawker; “I know well enough not to buy cigars for my husband’s Christmas present.” What did you get him?” “I bought him a razor—found it on the bargain-counter and got it for ninety-eight cents.” comichooks.com