Judge — November 21, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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z|.as about to begin playing ** There's only one A wise head has a close mouth to: hit.— Daan’ walk erbout wid yo'r record undah yo'r fara.—Yo' usually lub people because yo' do nc know dem —Yo' wud be surprised at de iags said behin’ yo'r back.—Unselfish beauty cones mighty nigh bein’ an angel,—Ef hours [di 1 not hang heavy what wud become ob scan- \2—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Freddy had been repeatedly told that he must not ask people for money. One day he met Mr. Williams, who could never resist a appeal from the small boy. ** Mr. William: said Freddy, **do you give five centses to little boys what don't ask for ‘em?’ He got the money.— Pittsburg Bulletin. People do not discover until too late that washing-powders not only eat up their clothes, but ruin their skin and cause rheumatism. Try Dobbins's Floating-Borax Soap. Excellent for the laundry and delightful for the bath. It is a shame to deceive the American public ‘wich cheap, spurious imitations. Insist on hav- ing Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the only ig nuine, “You mistake,” said the man in the mackin- tosh. "The college campus had a clump of trees in the northwest corner anda"—— ** You can't teli me anything about it.” interrupted the man who had his feet on the table an alma mater of that college myself. cago Tribune. Sue—""1 don’t see how you ever had tae Incrve to have your tooth pulied before a whole class of dental students. Did you scream?” Mayme—" L don't know whether I did or not As soon as the professor tackled the tooth those horrid students set up their college-yell and ared me so that I don’t even know whether it hurt." —/ndianapolis Journal, HL Sal- vation Oil, the best of liniments, is bound to “The weakest must go to thi outstrip ali competitors, 25 cents. It is good and cheap Buy it and try it if you want a delicious wine with a beautiful bouquet—Cook’s /mperial Ex- ltra Dry Champagne. Walle Streee—* How did you manage to get this pleasant-looking picture of old Stocks- ley the broker?” Photographer—"* Just as 1 was making it his boy came running in and told him that * Gold Queen,’ his favorite stock, had just gone up ten points,"— Evening World A young surgeon has just amputated the limb lof his first patient. ‘The professor appears. ** Does the operation meet your approval, pro- fessor?” asks the youth confidentially, ** You have done your work well, save for a slight ened Zi mistake.” “Indeed?” ‘* Yes; you amputated the wrong leg. It's the left limb that is gan- "—L'Mlustre de Poche, Asa specific against dyspepsia and other lrroubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer land for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S HITTERS igrened. ** Did you hear about that young man out in Illinois,” she asked, ** who sang * Oh, promi me’ until the girl thought he meant it? 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