Judge — November 14, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ICHIBAN. Her brown little eyes are as bright as the dew Which decks the chrysanthemum’s breast— So bright that whenever she passes in view ~ I feel like a being d. Especially when she goes trotting about, With her rosy toes in and her ruddy heels out. Her nose is the smallest I ever have seen ; Like rose-leaves on gold are her cheek ‘Though pretty and playful,she’s modest in mien, ‘And only in whispers she speaks. Yet no one is like her in all the mad rout— With her rosy toes in and her ruddy heels out. Her feet are quite slender and tender and thin— ‘And flat as her sandals of wood ; In standing and stepping she turns them both in, ‘As well-nurtured maidenhood should. When she sees me she blushes, pretending to pout, With her rosy toes in and her ruddy heels out. Her sandals make music whenever they come ; For beside their tattoo on the street ‘They seem to beat time on my heart likea drum, ‘Till my spirit re-echoes her feet— Those dear little feet which go tripping about, With her rosy toes in and her ruddy heels out. —Margherita Arlina Hamm in Mailand Ex- press, ‘The public knows that Dr. Siegert’s Angos- tura Bitters is the only genuine and will not accept any substitute. Smith— 1 read so many cases of people be- ing buried alive. Is there no remedy for it?” fener" The only remedy 1 know is for the legislature to pass a law compelling doctors to finish their work properly."— Boston Tran- script. It is a plain fact that twenty per cent. of the deaths in our larger cities are caused by con- sumption ; and when we reflect that this terrible disease can be forestalled by Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup shall we condemn the sufferers for their negligence, or pity them for their ignorance? Teacher (severely)—"" Tommy Smith, come here! Why haven't you learned your geogra- phy lesson?" Tommy—'*'Cause the papers say there's going to be a change in the map of Europe."—Chicago Despatch. hose South Americans are so high-strung that they want to fight on the smallest provo- cation.” Crankshaft—" Mligh-geared, I should judge, from the number of revolutions they make.”"— Brooklyn Life. Dandruff, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, quickly relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. “Excellent in Chafing, Dandruff, Itchi —Med. and Surg. Reporter. “Hear dem bells a ringing, R der's raging everrwbere New Departure BICYCLE BELLS BER, roe waco exetenen ep ia cai SRSR IG ee" dead ane The New Departure Bell Co., Bristol, Cons. U.S.A IDEAF-NESS “is", Sccta ror full tna tnformes Say SON EAR DRUM 08 ‘oy Jameson‘ How did you happen to miss the train?” Gammon—"" | took the wrong "bus to the station.” Jameson—*"1 see ; sort of blun- derbus."— Washington Times. It has grown up with the country for forty years. 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To find that the Weekly had at all deteriorated would have made a cessation in my collection, which, however, I still find prof. | itable to bind as a reference volume and to pre- serve for others to read later on, Instead of simply remaining at a good standard, I believe the Weekly has continued to improve in its numerous features, and I would commend it to any friend as being peculiarly up-to-date not only in furnishing the news soon after an oc- currence, but in the most modern style, with the best of illustrations, During the fall its political editorials have been remarkably sound, and the ideas there put forth were not only worthy of the space, but were also clearly and cleverly put, As political discussions were con- fined to this department, they could not have destroyed the interest of the publication to gen- eral readers, From these features one cannot help putting a good estimate on its staff of evi- dently brilliant writers. 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