Judge — October 31, 1896 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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age ON THE GOLF-LINKS. THE SILK-LEAVED ASTER. MISS OLDGIRL'S FIRST ATTEMPT WITH ; when her parting hours uae DI? Summer, when her paring had come, Chain here beside the sumac’s redden- ing lower ‘The spirit of a fallen star, lest she Forget this perfumed and song-favor- ed bower? Or did the sweet autumn mourn her fad- ing skies In the white radiance of the midnight hour, And whisper to some errant gust of wind A shy regret that turned into a flower? JONN DAML wate, A WOMAN'S will is a will-o’-the- wisp. NOT TO BE DE- CLINED. +sCQ00D news, my dear; good news!" cried the minister, burst- ing into the parlor and clasping his wife in his arms. “I have had a call and shall resign my pas- torate to-morrow.” “Oh, George, dear! A NECESSARY ADJUNCT. what is it? Don't keep WEARY MYLES—“* Wot a shame we've gotter go inter town lookin’ me in suspense. Are you so sunburnt, pard ! si mailed to a Fitthavenue FAKING FARRAGUT—"* Hol’ on dere, Mylesy! How do yer. sup- jer 0 A pose we're goin’'ter work de ‘Cuban refugee fake’ widout de Cuban cumplexshun? Is yer common sense leavin yer, pard ?” Better than that, my dear; better than that. Iam to have charge of the gospel department in Markdown & Y OCTOBER SHOWER. Spoteashe’s big store. The gospel department is on the avenue side of the building, between the refectory and the milliner-shop, and directly qpposite the bicycle depart- ment. The remnant-counter, Keeley-cure, and free con- tinuous vaudeville are also on the same floor. There is not another such location in the city.” And now, while trembling nature grieves "Neath coming winter's chilling powers, RELATIVE VALUE ‘Those clouds have broken, and bright leaves Guinso—" All value is relative, and "— : Pete Wacerh oe, Roldcn showers} Catker (interrupting)—“And I suppose the nearer the relative is the greater is the value.” Cumso—" 1 am afraid 1 do not follow you.” Cawker —"1 was merely thinking of the tendency among some young men to court girls for their pa value.” L, summer long above the way Like swelling clouds the dark trees hovered ; Sunbeams, that sought the earth to play, Their tangled branches coyly covered. ‘And up and down the wooded lane ‘The winds, that roved a while for pleasure, As though with buman lust for gain, Now gather up the gleaming treasure, KONG BinosRyK, KNEW WHAT SHE GOT. ts] HAVEN'T read * Moses of an Old Man’ id the pret- ty young girl to the librarian as she skim- med over the cata- logue, “but Ill take ‘The Wooing O. T.’ (Wooing O'’), be- cause I am from Ok- lahoma myself.” NEVER GET PUNCTURED. s+ YES.” said one of the tramps to the farmer, * Dusty an’ me just came in on our wheels.” “What kind of wheels do you use?” “ Car-wheels.”” SO HE WOULD BE GLAD TO GO. ‘ad What is your peineipal Feakon lor wang to teuey wee Mie Looe ete ee plisant whin yez * Vell, I pelong to a suicide glub unt it's my next turn.” hoven't it. Keggleheimer? Mr. K comicbooks.com