Judge — September 19, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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It's easy for newspapers to make mistakes, bat when the compositor of a western paper sid a local citizen had died “after a long pe- riod of general deviltry,” when he meant "* gen eal debility.” it somewhat smacks of willful tansformation.— Buffalo Commercial. OPIUM AND MORPHINE “ HABITS. If you have @ friend who uses Opium of Morphine rite me at once. My treatment is radically diftere from all others; contains no oplate or other narcotic; cares secretly, without suffering. Free trial: {f not sat bated it coste you nothing. Carios Brulsard, M. D., 187 Race street, Clacianatl, Otto. POSTHUMOUS LEAPLETS By Wor W—ru—w iphered by J. CoO. from a meus Oats iitads wae felled by the Now Yor attempied revival ef Whitmantsm,) 1am nothing commonplace. I say I am Time's matrix! I say I have given birth to more things than a century of cropping summers! Thoughts—single, in twins, triplets, yea, in broods—have quitted me by the myrri I say this, and yet Iam robust and good for fresh legion: 1 am, moreover, some ons older’ than the world in its present shape. I say this because I have been there and sat by the cooling planets ! listened for some cycles before the morning stars struck a chord! I heard the young earth's glaciers grinding past, and the sound was familiar! Lanticipated Tom Carlyle and Will Shakespeare by the life-time of a sun I know what I say ; therefore don't stop me. I am no fool. 1 ama thorough-bred soul, though some ages | prematurely begotten. The lightning would have no more effect on me than a lamp’s ray on case- hardened steel ! Poets—so-called !—and critics (soi disant !) still gaff me, in their weak way. Yet, when they have all been dead some scores of centuries, the mothers Will be naming their first-borns Walt. this for their behoof.) - Meantime. in the great unseen, I dnd Inger- soll and Eddie Arnold, And sundry others who caught glimpses of me in this sphere, , Will be throwing crumbs of condescension to certain fawning spirits that I could name! Many in this feeble time don't fancy my dic- tion. That makes me smile ! Rhymes, melody, rhythm, style and perspicuity were invented for the nursery. I want no ** Mother Goose " in mine! Rut I do not scorn my critics. nanimous for that. There is nothing small about me—except my body and my modesty ! And that is why the little people cah’t measure my real dimensions ! 1am talking—not for the swarming midgets of this beastly generation, But for the full-brained, intellectuat Brobding- nags of the year 10,000! The truth is, as before hinted, I was born out of time, by some ages. And so, when I become loquacious it is merely to entertain myself Anda few other choice souls—but devilish few, L assure you ! J.C. Ochiltree in Indianapolis Journal, (U say Tain too mag- Dandruff, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, quickly relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Excellent in Chafing. Dandruff, Itching.” —Med. and Surg. Reporter. THIN FACES jem oN ac fest cada s) yA URAL Ps ea inventor of Woodbury's Facial Soap. Twould rather go out and spend the long |days of golden summer among the clover-blos- | soms of the meadow, raking hay and hornets into large winrows, while they sniff the refresh- ing odor of the mignonette and the morning- glory and the boiling soft-soap, than to hang like'a wart on journalism, Too many editors linger and fritter away the heyday of life and ‘owe most everybody instead of bristling up and winning a deathless name and scads of the wherewith that will prevent the public from frankly acknowledging that they are pan-Amer- ican **yaller dogs” led around by a string. Arkansaw Thomas Cat, America is fast forging ahead in everything. Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne is ex- celled by no foreign article. Enraptured youth—"" Be my wife and I will love you forever.” Afiss Chicago —** Young man, your ardor flatters my vanity, I- admit; but such free and unlimited declar a good deal of rashness. But don’t look so cast down, 1 will accept you for five years with the privilege of renewal." —Buffalo Ex. press, As a specific against dyspepsia arid other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BORER'S HITTERS. Little mendicant—* Please, sis nickel.” Benevolent clergyman—"* Have you no parents?" Little mendicant. sir; T am an orphan by birth." — Texas Siftings, ‘THE UNFINISHED POEM. This is the way he left it—blank, you see, “*From canto sixth, ninth verse. What stop- d his pen? Death? Nay! Mark well the last -stroke’s symmetry, The neat. clear period. Death had slurred that n, Broken ragged off, forgot his sentence’s close, Or smeared it'with a mournful blot. But here You find conclusion, far as symbol goes, Formal, completeness—that, or very near. What then—sharp sickness? News that smote his soul, Or crazed with joy ? bereavement? legacy? A passion suddenly beyond control? ‘A call to arms ? or summons over sea? Not these, nor yet the pinch of grinning want, Nor wolf at door, with fierce, intrusive snout And drooling chaps and body lean and.gaunt, “Twas simply this—the poem petered out. —Boston Literary World. Tt is a shame to deceive the Americad public with cheap, spurious imitations. Insist on hav ing Dr, Siegert's Angostura Bitters, the only genuine, : Striking manners are bad manners.—Rodert Ht “HUNTER Baltimore Rye” WHISKEY, FoR CLUB, PARILY AND MEDICILUL THE BEST WHISKEY : IN AMERICA Endorsed by Leading Physicians when stimalant is prescribed. © Drial mattis Pure, Old, Mellow. It ts pure.” * BOLO AT ALL First-class Cafes and by Jobbers, WM. LANAHAN & SON, man dat pat in all his spare time fo’ six mont's makin’ er counterfeit one-dollah bill dat wudn’t pass when he got it done.""— IVashington Star, HERTEL, » % 3 TAILOR. 255 FIFTH AVENUE, Correct Styles. Bet. a8th and agth Sts., Imported Fabrics Exclusively. New York. ‘Do I love George?’ mused Clara softly, * or is it simply a sister's affection that I feel for"— Just then Bobby burst noisily into the room and interrupted her sweet’ meditations. ** Get out of here, you little brat !"* she shouted, and seizing him by the arm she shot him through the door. ‘* Ah, no,” she sighed, as she resumed her interrupted train of thought ; + my love for George is not a sister's love, It is something sweeter, purer, higher and holier.” Louisville Commercial, Kate—* Carrie was just as selfish as she could be last summer.” Maud—*in what way?” Kate—* Why, there was only one man at the hotel, and she stayed engaged to him the whole summer."—Evening World, ‘The king of Aragon once said, “* There are four things in the world worth living for—old wine to drink, old wood to burn, old books to read, and old friends to converse with.” The king’ was satisfied with any old thing.— Wash- ington Times. SOHMER Fianos are the Hest. 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