Judge — July 18, 1896 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE CAB-CHAIR, As suggested by the barber with the ‘*too-much-on-the-feet " complaint. CHUMMY, Finst oFrice-noy—' Who's de mug yer jes’ said ‘hello’ ter?” ce AT BAY. work Heoee orice voy Hes mg magi tesa chumuy mine, We Ci1F stood by the open door, her nervous hand upon the knob, and her weary Finst oFFice-noy—" On de same job?” eyes were full of tears. Her face was lined with pain and it was only too SeCOND OFFICE-BoY—"* Sure, He signs checks an’ I mail ‘em.” plain that her sufferings had become too great to bear. Yet, to part! How the past rose up before her mental vision, recalling the AN ANTICIPATOR. time when in the bloom of her youth she had rejoiced in the admiration caused Cumso—" Jaysmith counts his chickens before they are by that which so wounded her now. hatched.” “Enough!” she cried. “I will forget these old associations- 1 will tear out Cawhker—" He does worse than that, He estimates his peach- _ the traitor, though my heart's blood follow him! I will have peace at any price!” crop from the number of buds.” With a desperate thrust she slammed the door. One cry of anguish, and then with a beatific ia , as m~ smile she pressed her handkerchief to her FRANAFURTERS quivering lips. Her ulcerated tooth dangled on a string from the door- knob, and all was well. BUILT AS SHE WISHED IT. Se YOU have a nice little house, but where are your bed- é chambers?" A SEASHORE BOOMERANG. “Oh. the bed-cham- : : R bers open off of the 1. Jones (at Coney Island)—"* Watch me fool the dog. I'll rg a make believe to throw the stick and— a.——hide ik bebind my back, like this. AN OBLIGING BORROWER, se] SAY, Trivvet, can you lend me fifty dollars for a few days?” “T have only one dol- lar about me, Dicer.” “Well, I'l try to make that do. EXPLAINED. Mr. Hashington— “How do you know this is real short-cake?” Mr. Merryidiot— “ By the strawberry-mark, ; ian stitus ot the faithful animal, though nonplussed, found a sub- 4 _an Jones settled for it with Dinklespee! like sAis. comicbooks.com