Judge — June 20, 1896 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Aman dat will sell is vote is willin’ toe | . war dat he didn't. 4 liah will break all le udder command. nents ef he gits +hance.—Et oe keep on tiinkin’ well ob a man doan’ s s‘curity, Society would be a charmin’ t'ing ef we war on'y interested in one anudder.— lose who marry whar Jey do not lub ah apt joe lub whar dey Joan’ marry. — Ar~ tansaw Thomas Cat, Cents make dollars all right enough, but no case has yet been known in which dole lars make sense.— Canajoharie Radi. A trial will convince you that Golden Secpire e=IS_ PERFECTION.<> Send 10 cents for sample Catalogue tree. SURBRUG 159 Fulton Street, New York City. package. Prices—t Ib, $1.30; 14 1b. 40 cents. Postage paid. The spring num- ber of JUDGE was a beauty. The broad comedy of our Amer- ican funny papers was refined with a colored cover in dain- ty tints. The con- ception of spring resting on a bicycle with “pansy wheels was delicately and beautifully drawn. She was the prettiest bicycle-girl we have yet seen, even if she did wear red hair and an westhetic gown. — The Fourth Estate, Anthony Com- stock apostrophizes Chicago for her intro- duction of dressed beef.— Yonkers Ga sett, THE TONY FAUST RESTAURANT, Broadway, adjoining Southern Hotel, ST. LOUIS, MO. INTERESTING 3° BOOKS <5 PRACTICAL BOOKS OF TRAVEL FOR PRACTICAL PEOPLE WHO TRAVEL 93 CONTAINING PRACTICALLY ALL THE INFORMATION~ THAT IT 1S PRACTICABLE TO PRINT IN THIS FORMS> TLUSTRATED CATALOGUE SENT FREE POST PAID ON RECEIPT OFA 2 CENT STAMP BY GEORGE HOAMELS, GENE PASSENGER AGT, NEW YORK CENTRAL R.R GRAND CENTRAL STATION,N-Y- * What are you thinking about, little man?” asked a charming hostess of a smail-boy visitor. “Mamma told me,” answered the little man, “not to take two oranges, and I was thinking Td'be mighty lucky if I got one."—Detroit Free Press. tant.” Doctor—"* But"—— Fashionable pa- tient—"* Not a word, sir! Either cut it in two or find something else the matter with me."— Detroit Tribune, Mrs, Wixstow’s SooTHiNe Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea, 25 cents a bottle The first year at college a man has genius; mits he knows a little something; the fourth year he begins to realize that he is learning to learn.—Ann Arbor Wrinkle. ‘As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. ‘The gayly-caparisoned youth questioned the buckwheat, ‘* What variety of apple keeps fresh the longest?” The farmer merely sighed,"* The Adam's apple, of course.""—Princeton Tiger. Going abroad? The best and pleasantest antidote for sea-sickness is Abbott's genuine Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists. There is lots of pleasure, satisfaction and health corked up in a bottle of HIRES Rootbeer. Make it at home. ‘Mado oaly by Tee Charles R. Hires Co., Phitadetpaia. ‘A Rie. package mates 6 gallons, Sold everywbere. ROMEIKE 7:33 ‘would as tent those ner he you are tryl Bibecribe 12 his Press Bureau, 15 Fifth Avenue, New ¥ Fashionable patient—"* Ubis Dill is exorbi- | the second year talent; the third year he ad-| w The Attention of Ladies is specially called to the numerous advantages of *° SELVYT 22m Polishing Cloths (Trademark registered at Washington, Aug. 6,"%) ort a dng ore teoptntthe cout pausing ae gis or See in be etic teeatarinh cate nih oF Serepeee Rearenrer sere 6a = should bela the bands of all Go- Jor sale by all Dry Goads Storen, Uphititerert Hardware and Drug Stores, Cycle Dealers, les ‘Wholesale inqutries should bo addremed, © SuLvrT," 381 and 353 Broadway, New York. A bawled assertion—That of the average brakesman.— Yonkers Gazette, F BEAUTY 2.0 AU TY serena D iladeiphia, Coleazo, 8 Loui ih RICH QUERY sietd for aS tronwage Noe Nore. “A better Cocktail at home than Is served over any y bar in the World. HE CLUB= T oy MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTEH and YORE. ‘We guarantee these Cocktails to be made of absolutely pureand well matured liquors and the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world. Being compounded in accurate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality, Connoisseurs agree that of two cocktails made of the same material and propor- tions, the one which is aged must be nate ‘Try our YORK Cocktafl—made without any twevtning dy and delicious or sale on the Dining and Buffet Cars of the principal railroads of the U. 8. AVOID IMITATIONS. For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers, 2 competent Ciab 5 ¢. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props.. Se WANTED mes Meo, Gis 89 Broadway, N. Y., Hartiord, Conn. 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. mertwmattirice MORPHINE, ans WE GUARANTEE cow Cea aed STOP THAT sqtteclatecer ote et Comtecs 2. per pound. Sead thie RAL, cued rite to-day. All correspond: 4 pound Dist iuported Tear oy kind, aad COCAINE = sr THE NEW ence strictly confidential. Tiare enicAy TEA Go, a, | LANDES-WALTMAN BAD HABIT WESTCHESTER SANITARIUM, smacrecn Mr9.00. Ere. Semin | ESE Testy rece New Yorks #0, Hox 208 TREATMENT. oan WeeTontaten, N.Y. comicheoks com |