Judge — June 20, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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RIGHT IN IT, “Well, I declare! If some fellow hasn't gone L wonder what's in it? — -—Bloomers, as I live! Just what I wanted, A DILEMMA. Poor Jim—poor little Jim! He loves the mill-pond, but his mother’s so Afraid for life and limb She will not let him in the water go “Lill _he has learned to swim. MELE W, GROVE. JUST THE PLACE. Mrs. Youngbride —“ Oh, Ferdy! believe there’s a cinder in my eye. Mr. Younggroom (soothingly)— “ Well, dear, your "Nandy will take it ri out when we get to the next tunnel.’ 1 —A a’ BE ug Mm SAFE. Hoxartus (the good one)—"' Pa says if I'm real good he'll take me to the circus.” THomas (the bad one) —“Aw, rats! Yer hain’t got no brudders ner sisters—do ez yer please. Yer de on’y excuse he's got.” MAPPY CHILDHOOD. Oh, see the boys! Are the boys amused? Yes, the boys are greatly amused—an old man has just slipped up on a banana-peel and broken his leg. Happy childhood ! KNEW WHAT HE WANTED. WILLIE SKIDDS rapped at Mrs. Bicker’s door, and when that lady opened it he explained that his mamma had gone out and he couldn't get into the kitchen to get anything to make mud: in, and would Mrs. Bicker lend him a jar? “ What kind of a jar, Willie?” “Oh, a family jar will do, Mamma says you have plenty of them.” NEXT BEST. Bs a woman; yet her life is all forlorn, For she sighs because a man she was not born, So this is her little plan: As she cannot be a man, To be always just as near one as she can, Ss" NOT WALTZERS. Mabel —"\ understand there were only square dances at Mrs. Flippit’s small- and-early.”" Maude—" Yes; there weren't men nd a shirt, too! enough to go round.” He, he!— BASE-BAWL. ssAFTER all, the great American game is often played on the European plan.” ** How's that?” “ All talk and no fight.” FRESH SCAN- DAL. William Ann— “What's the news. down at Asbury Park?" Bradleyite— “Some of the first young women in town have been discovered going to prayer- meeting without a chaper- on.” HE supreme hu- man achieve- ment is self-mas- tery. comicbooks.com