Judge — February 1, 1896 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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MULTUM- AS SHE TOLD IT. said Edith, “we had a very hard wind last night; but pretty soon it rained and put it out.” AS TO INDEBTEDNESS. Bagley— | say, Bailey, lend me a ten, will you?” Bailey—"All I've got is a five, Bagley. Bagley —* Thanks, Bailey; you can owe me the other five.” CONSIDERATE, Languid Leary— \callthe folks round Albany real consid- erate.” Perambulating Pete— “Why, I never was through a district where they kept so many cross canines.” Languid Leary—"Ves; but don’t the folks all have warnin’ signs up especial of * Beware of the dog'?” POLITICS IN THE THEATRE. 66] GUESS they believe in the protective policy at this theatre,” said Bagley. “How so?” inquired Bailey. * Look at that sign— * Positively no free list.’ OWNED UP. Sinnick — Ruffhead 's married.” Whatnott—" How do you know?” Sinnich— \ saw him walking with a lady the other eve, and he after- ward admitted she was SOMEWHAT MIXED. ++ D)ID you stay to the bible- class after church, aunty?” “No, child; I'm too old to take much interest in them bibulous studies.” STAGE-MANAGER MuGGs (startled ’s sakes, Hogan! wot's struck yer?” Signo Hocant (as Hamlet)—" E-g-g-s !" POOR CLARENCE! S8OH, I was so mad O at Clarence last night!” “Why, dear?” “He had invited me to attend the hop with him, and then last night he found it had been post- poned, the horrid thing !” LOOKED THAT WAY. Wandering Willie— “Dere’s dat ole Ken- tucky kernel on his way home. Let's hold him up; he's sure to carry a flask.” Steel Rydes —" Wot's de use? It’s empty, or he wudnt be goin’ home.” IN-PARVO BREVITY. * star's" unceremonious exit)—" Fer AN EASY “WALK-OVER" IN Sttas Cute (lo himself)—"' Laff, consarn ye! {aff at these patent harrer snow- shews o' mine, will ye? ‘Th’ last quarter o' this race happens tew be Horseheads pond, an’ while yew smarties are slippin’ up on it I'll be a-cuttin’ ice t'wards th’ winnin’-post.”* THE LAST QUARTER, AS IT WAS THEN. Sart (after six months’ absence) mastiff pup I left will remember me?" ** 1 wonder if that THE ‘LONG GREEN.” HER FIRST SNOW- STORM. s+ PAPA.” called Margie in great excitement, “come to the window quick !" “ What is it, pet?” ” “Oh, th’ outdoors has flew- ed all to pieces.” GRASPED THE SITU- ATION. Landlubber—* What o'clock is it, steward?” Steward —“ We have no such thing as o'clock on ship- board, sir. It is ‘bells’ here.”” Landlubber —" Well, then, call me in time for the first din- ner-bell.”” [TWAS Davie who, while look- ing over some old maga- zines, remarked solemnly," Wo- men wore short pants on their arms when these books was printed.” He did, but he had grown some in the meanwhile. s i: comicbooks.com ,