Judge — January 25, 1896 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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“T know it!” exclaimed the woman triumphantly. “I shall glory in it. Not from vanity or pride, but because the world will see how a woman can love.” “Yes,” continued the voice with a touch of weariness, “of course it-will see how a woman can love. But the papers won't put it in just that light. They will say your lover is barely of age and that you are nearly fifty.” “Are you sure?” the other questioned in a startled voice. "Perfectly." “My friend,” cried the wo- man, breaking into sobs, “you have conquered me! You have saved me from a destiny worse than death. What can I ever do to repay you?” SPANISH IN FOUR LESSONS. + + JOBSON says he has found a man who will teach him. Spanish in four lessons.” NOT GUILTY. “ What! to talk ig?” Mr. Rosexnenc—" Mein Gott, Rachel! dot pig dog Ablwardt said py dose Goober's Union hall dot our race vas “No, Bailey; to walk it.” nod a greative one.” A LENGTHY PERIOD. ITERE'S a period in a woman's life When her mind upon nothing but dress is rife; When she bows to fashion and is its slave ; And that's from the cradle to the grave. HOW SHE WAS SAVED. ER silent, white-faced maid was deftly packing a steamer-trunk as if in hasty preparation for a long journey. An air of ill-portent hung over the mansion, and the stillness was unbroken save by the voice of a woman pleading. “Think of your husband,” she urged. “T have thought of him,” was the calm response, “He knows I never loved him, and I believe am right in going away with the man I do love.” “ But consider your children.” “ They will find another mother.” ‘There was a baffled pause, and at length the voice went on again, but in a different tone. ~ Of course the papers will be filled with the affair.” FOR WEIGHTY REASONS, Suz—" Why don’t you go fast, like the others?" TWO HALVES ARE ONE. +*P)ID you ever see a man shot?" said Fosdick to Gaskett. “No; but I've seen what amounts mathematically to the same thing.” “ Explain yourself, please.” I have seen two men half shot.” A GREEN HAND. Delia (newly arrived, to mistress) —" If yez plaze, mum, shall Oi pale th’ grane paes now?” A FROST IN CHINA. S¢NORAH, did you make iced tea for lunch to- day, the same as I showed you yesterday 2” “Oi did, mum; but th’ tay- pot did be thot froze Oi set it on th’ back uv th’ shtove to take th’ GrizzLv GaBE (2 second later)—"* B'ar!) Whar?” chill aff.” PRESENCE OF MIND, O'Hoonmtan’s Witiie (braying)—"* Bah-h-h-h comicbooks.com