Judge — January 11, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘I'm not myself to-day,” she said Stove up yet?— Yonkers Gazette, Not very| Fathers would be just as lazy as their boys With thoughtlessness quite human, badly. Haven't taken a header lately.—Dans-|if the world hadn't pounded into them the “"Twere wrong to kiss you, then,” said he, | vidle Breese. knowledge that they must work or starve,— “ Since you're another woman.’ Atchison Globe. — Yonkers Gazette, | Brain fatigue from wear and tear Speedily relieved by Bromo-Seltzer. about signing -the articles of North—"* Every time I see a picture of the " One thing more,” said the cham- prince of Wales it puts me in mind of aweather-| Eugene Field gone? Dead? Why, a con-| Pion pugilist. “* What's that?’ demanded report.” Dod—"How so?” North—*No| tinent will miss him and mourn him. How |Challenger. ‘‘I want the closing speec! immediate indication of a reign, you know.""—| sweet he made our laughter, and no less sweet | CAicago Times-Herald, Princeton Tiger. our tears !—Utica Observer. —— Weak mothers respond readily to the nour- Mrs. Winstow’s Soorine Syrup for Chil-] Use Dr, Siegert's Angostura Bitters to stim- ishment of Scott's Emulsion. dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the| ulate the appetite and keep the digestive organs —— xums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar-| in order, Speaking about weather, what’s the matter r theea, _ 25 cents a bottle, — with Chicago as an autumn resort?—Chicago Perique Scoff not at the natural defects of any. Oh, | Dispatch. Personally, we prefer Chicago as a une ported Turkish ‘Hello, little girl!” said the saunterer. | it is cruel to beat «cripple with his own crutch- | !ast resort.—Aail and Express. | “Wouldn't you Tike to come and play, some | es.— Fuller games with the other little girls?” “Oh, no, i id the waif. ‘I'd rather look at the] As a specific against dyspepsia and other Many persons think “And what do you find to interest] troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer|that all Ales are the water?” “Oh, there's such lots of | and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to it,” said the waif enthusiastically. ‘And it's| BOKER’S BITTERS. alike—they are the only time in my life I ever seed enough of thing." —Boston Budget. except aE ree ee “Why are you looking so serious, Bobby?” gacept os asked the fond father. * Thinkin’ about the| Evans’, A glass of Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Cham-| preacher. 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