Judge — November 23, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Some one has suggested that it would be ap- propriate to have a funeral with coffin, clergy- Fan, choir and mourners all on wheels, ‘It would, be a true fin de cycle.—Har- ampoon, Mus. WINSLOW'S SOUTHING SyRop for Chil- dren Ieething ; soothes the child, softens the fms, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- freea. 25 cents a bottle. A New Vork heiress is going to marry a plain American citizen. Anything for a se Sion Rochester Post Express. Try it. Once used it takes the precedence of all others — Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne, It has a most delicious bouquet. Genius involves hard work.-- Looker - On. Most true; and it takes to hard work asa duck takes to water.— Mew York Sun, The Shawknit stockings have been so long and so favorably known to the public generally that it seems supererogatory to say anything in their favor; but there are always people who tave yet to learn about them, and for the infor- mation of these people it is repeatedly said that these stockings are the stockings that are knit- ted in accordance with the shape of the human foot ; that they are the stockings whose colors stand sunlight, soap and perspiration, and that they are the Stockings that wear a long time tefore daraing becomes necessary. They com- bine all the good qualities, See the advertise- ments that appear from time to time in oar f\ oA RIAL WILLGONVINCE THay ]OLDEN SCEPTRE IS PERFECTION ant NPs FORS AMPLE! FaCiace “Tb 130,%4408 POSTAGE E PAID ve Fee Sui ee Mr. Nucomer—"1 found a china collar. batton in the hash this morning, and'—— Landlady—" Nora, bring a gold-plated button for Mr. Nucomer. Remember, he is on the second floor."—Chicage Inter-Ocean. Every piano bought of Sohmer & Co. will be found strictly as represented, and warranted. “Why, Willie! what have you done to Jim- my Woods that he has gone home crying?” Willio—"* Well. he told a lot of boys that his ma said our family was one of the oldest in the place an’ I licked him."— Pittsburg Bulletin, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S MITTERS. It is said that the idea of the toboggan-slide first suggested itself to a man while swallowing a raw oyster.— Yoners Staterman. Why Evans’? REASONS: Best Malt and Hops, Mountain Spring Water, Years in the Wood, Improved Bottling Process. RESULT: Finest Ale Brewed, No Harmful Acidity, No False Ferments, No Cloud of Sediment. EVANS’ India Pale Ale Sold by leading Hotel chloe tna Catee *qwow!pas ON C.H. EVANS & SONS, Hudson, New York. NEW YORK DAY AT THE EXPOSITION. For the New York day at the cotton and international exposition, ten-day exen: tickets will be sold by the Pennsylvania Railroad Company on November 19th and ist, from New York and Brooklyn to Atlanta, Georgia, | and return for $20.50. MOTH PaTcH. ges, Liver Spots, FRECKLES, silekta blemishes permanent Food inventor Woodbany acta ft Pacial Soup. "Sold every where. ‘Increase Your Height | from one to six inches, without detection, by Clarke's Patent Invisible Elevators, Can be worn in any shoe and removed at pleasure ; supple and elastic as the foot itself ; Presenting at all times a perfectly natural ap- pearance ; suitable for ladies and gentlemen, youth and age. makers, CLARKE SUPPLY CO., 160 West 23d Street. ‘To be obtained only from’ the BEARING xl. THIS NAME ARE THE ome TRADE Pena ye AT ANY PRICE. “Graduated” Elastic Elastic Cain makes them so. esi fomnishers keep them, | Fifty cents and upward. A cheaper model at 25 cts. Look for ** graduated " Pairs matied for the price. Sample cord and the name on every pair. CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., No. 5 Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. Take Your Wife ‘ose handsome Pozzowt Purr Boxes. They are given free with each box of powder. oneot t oT SRTILS SoS aR ution and bee service eatioulng Jobes when answering adv ercsements ELECTRIC ‘WORK, OLD OR NEW. | prompt repairs, Tel. $189 Cord’. B.W. HAZAZEM 35 Frankfort Bite, N. Boy (on the fence)—"* My paw won't do a thing to you if you don’t quit throwin’ stones at our barn.” Bey (in the next yard)—"* Your paw dassen't tig the agent for the munici- pal moral-reform club, an’ my paw knows how he got the job."—Chicago Tribune. gert's Angostura Bitters, a pure vege- table tonic, makes health, and health makes bright, rosy cheeks and happiness, ** Women,” said he oracularly to her, ‘‘are rarely good listeners.” And the prospective mother-in-law in the hallway only applied her car a little closer to the key-hole and smiled grimly.—/ndianapolis Journal. JBRER CYGARETTES LITTLE CIGARS, ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. HIGHEST IN PRICE, FINEST.IN QUALITY. asc. a Bundle, ro in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 25c, H, ELLIS & CO,, Baltimore, Md. THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO., Successor. THE CELEBRATED OHMER Pianos are tho Best. Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St., New York. Cavrion.—The buying public will pleate not con’ found the Soumen hao! wih gue af Simiey sounding name of cheap grad Allen was boasting on his return from grand- ma’s of his many exploits while in the country this summer. Johnnie,” he declared, "1 rode old Dan every day.” “But I rode a mule,” chimed Johnnie triumphantly. ‘* Pshaw that's nothing,” cried Allen in disgust ‘Why. I rode horseback on a pig.""—Worristown Herald, DOES ANYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC— m Pocket | Kodak. Pocket Kodak, foaded for 13 pictures, s}éxain. $5.00 Developingand Printing Gut, EASTMAN KODAK CO. Sample photo and bookiet ROCHESTER, N.Y, for too Scent stamp Headache fn article you need every day, wit te curative qualities courained fa Dr. Scott’s Electric Hair Brush made of pure bristles, a certain cure and Di Prices, $1, $1.80, $2, $2.50 and $3. Quality the same in all; the price differs only according to size and power. at a1) stores, 3 Saltable beck, tere ‘The kind that never makes you swear. «THE BENEDICT.” - Opty perfect Collar and, Coft Botton made, 1g. Koes To ike a wi aud fice around across the button hoe! fo wear or tear, Strong, durable, and c be adjusted with perfect ease. ‘In gold, silver and rolled guid. “Cas be pat og any sieeve button, JvDGn Indorecs It as tt Beat. BENEDICT BROS., JEWELERS, ‘Broadway and Cortiandt St, N.Y. Manufactured for tue trade by ENOS RICHARDSON & CO., 23 Maiden Lane, N.Y. SEND FOR CIRCULAR. ere view. Kiboers pasrines ss cate HE CLUB = JT rave MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTE and YORE. We guarantee these Cocktails to be mado of absolutely pure and well matured liquors and the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world. Being ‘compounded {n accurate proportions, they ‘will always be found of uniform quality. ‘ Connoisseurs agree that of two cocktails made of the same material and propor- Hoos, the one which fs aged must be “are our Ri Cocktail made without eet! delicious. soe eaie ihe Bini fand Buffet Cara eaNOID, IMITATIONS. For Sale b,- al! Druggists and Dealers, G, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props, y, | 89 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn. 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng.