Judge — October 19, 1895 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Cuorv; Mamma—"* Not yet, my dears, late in the season,” The only animal possessing a hirsute appendage and therefore submitted as an’ appropriate em- blem of the Populist party. SQUIRE. Henney (suspicious/y) Sat (innocently) —"* Sah?" Squire HENnery—** What maki | Saat lar’ t’ goodness I dun Piintin’ yo" out a good example, sah." * Can't we go home now, mamma? Everybody else has gone.” 243 It is no longer considered good form to carry home, from a dinner party, the spoons or forks because you happen to like the pattern. We cannot oblige our temperance clientéle by agreeing that pure kerosene oil may be used instead of wine, in cooking, without detection. Try vase- line. To keep your children’s teeth from decaying, have them extracted while the little ones are still at a tender age. Lay them away in some cool, dry place. No woman can hope to retain MA STILL HAS HOPE. We will wait a little longer and see what we can do with the hunters that come FOR ALL WHO NEED THEM. OTHS will not eat cast-iron. Codfish will not make satisfactory English pigeon-pie. Oil rusty scholarship with a fresh solution of knowledge. The custom of eating soup with the fingers is going out of vogue. Save steps by dropping them into a small bank made for that purpose. Ice must be used for freezing ice-cream. Boiling water will not an- swer. twoman's page. It is waste of time to put coal on the furnace with sugar-tongs. Try a shovel. To prevent children losing their mittens or gloves, whip them with a stout stick. A wasb-boiler should not be left in the dra guests are expected. A sleepi in a neighbor Poor Sir Walter Raleigh lost head and so became— his ving-room— especially if partment cannot be sulliciently ventilated by the windows house. To restore a tarnished constiehce, remove it from its solution of lye and polish vigorously with unadulterated truth. It is wiser not to attempt to make a grand piano at home. satisfactory article may be obtained at any reliable manufactory. A more ——Mrs Brown's new puff sleeve. competent servants if she expects them to sleep in the refrigerator. Give them a comfortable bed upon the back door-step, airy and well lighted. To make new shoes comfortable, place upon the sole of the shoe the uncovered foot. With a sharp knife cut away a sufficient portion to bring the member easily within the confines of the leather. Ample room is thus provided and painful pressure ‘overcome, VIOLET WALL. TO BE SURE. OUNGHUSBAND had been wed a week, And then set forth his club to seek. His wife was tempted to demur ; His company was dear to her. * You vowed you'd never leave me, Fred. Oh, dear! Will you be long?” she said. * Well, yes; said Fred, as off he flew ; * Of course—I shall belong to you.” A REFORMER. —"Sam 1" ‘es my ‘ound point at you like that?" know, squire, ‘less he wants yo" t’ go t’ church mo’ regular, an’ am