Judge — October 5, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Aranka, Roazika and Berike, Hungarian Gypsy Stagers hanta, Zalva Trio, High Wire Acrobate: Bille Harlow, Hrothers Diantas, ‘Sisters Andersen, Bonnie Thornton, James Thornton, Filson and Erroll, G nd Leon: ‘Aignzo Hatch, Lady Orchestra, in G and Genway Care, Noon to Mida! Hound. feserved Coupon Seats four weeks {aadvance. Sacred Concerts, Sundays, 2:30 to 11 p.m., Continuous, PROCTOR’S TWO HIGH-CLASS CONTINUOUS VAUDEVILLE THEATRES. MR. F. F, PROCTOR, Sole Proprietor and Manager. | Vaudeville Specialties: ROCTOR’S THBATRHE, asd Street: ALWAYS THE BEST—ALL THE TIME. Richard Golden, Comedian; Barney Fagan, Dancer; Unthan. Armiou Wonder; ‘The “Judges, ‘Acrobatai Kalghts Templar March by Sixteen Glriey Al Reeves, Gu, Nhlame, Two Franks, Mason and Healey, The aita, Mabel Hudson, Lady Orchestra; other Hefned | AT THE uae “Ay. Francis Wilson is not ‘* himself again "in his new piece, “* The Chieftain.” He has escaped from himself, and is a real singing comedian, doing some excellent character work in a comic operetta that is actually comic. It is musical, too, with some of Sullivan's prettiest numbers. The libretto is by Burnand of Punch, who is known as a thoroughly serious humorist of the British bullet-proof school. One of his cli- mactic puns i hero, describing his emotions during a thrilling equestrian adventure, says, “I galloped on. pale and breathless—a regular Rider Haggard!* This is quite funny—funny as an example of what “goes” for a joke in dear old England, Tired of the drama, and sick of life itself (I had just sat through an act of * Le Collier de la Keine"), I dropped in at the Standard, re- membering how erstwhile the frothy farcicali- ties of ‘Charlie's Aunt” and ‘Too Much Johnson” had enlivened that old stand, then as now under the management of J. M. Hill. Alas! They were doing ** The Capitol,” by Augustus Thomas. ‘This is indeed no laugh- ing’ matter. It is an elaborate and delib- erate attempt to dramatize—or, rather, to put into the form of Platonic dialogues—the Con- gressional Record, ‘There was a fine audience, which seemed fully to appreciate the solemnity of the occasion. Nat Goodwin's head was bowed down upon his shirt-front. David Be- lasco, who occupied a parquet seat, though his heart was in Maryland, muttered, ‘* It is well- written and thoughtful, but—I don't think.” Charles Frohman pondered, “*Parbleu ! Wash- ington, D, C., evidently is nof a City of Pleas- ure.” ‘Really, Mr. Hill, while you deserve all commendation for trying to infuse New Blood into your theatre, it is a Reckless Temple of the drama that offers such things to a fun-seeking clientéle. Isn't there something unfortunate about the simile which Mr. Holland employs in describy ing his stellar début at the Garrick? “I have | frequently heard that in the moments just be- fore drowning a man's entire career’ flashes through his mind ; and I may add that a flash of exactly that kind came to me as { stood bow- ing to the kind applause that greeted my first entrance asa star.” Was the Paulton farce so | desperate a plunge as all that? Clara Morris is wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice, yet she keeps on acting, just for love of what she and her press-agent call her “tart.” She is at present visible in ‘* Camille and “Miss Multon"—two lachrymose plays which, L believe, have been presented here be- fore. Clara is what you might call an actress with a past. arles Frohman said ‘* The City of Pleas- ure" was a “heart-throb.” Rather a bad case of fat-witted degeneration of the heart. 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