Judge — September 14, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufactur- ers. At your druggists. A father usually worries as much from fear that his daughter will marry the wrong man as her mother worries from fear that she will not marry at all.—Atchison Globe, ‘A monopoly is a good deal like a baby. A. man is opposed to it on general principles until he has one of his own.— Detroit Free Press, CIGARS. ALL IMPORTED! TOBACCO. HIGHEST IN PRICE, FINEST IN QUALITY. | 25c. a Bundle, xo in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 25e. H. ELLIS & CO., Baltimore, Md. Fg AMERICANTOR SCO CI juccessor, ie HUN MAN (or stampa.) “THE N HAIR why x Bat uM BR GTaMyted the Remedy. 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You realize it fully on the North Shore Lim- ited, New York and Boston to Chicago via Michigan Central, ‘ The Niagara Falls route.” “Do you believe in re-incarnation?” asked the mysticist. “* N-no,” was the hesitating re- ply; “although I must say that there are some things that point to the turn of the theory. Every time Spain kills a lot of Cubans they all seem to turn up again."— MWashington Star, DEINK ST. LEGER WATER and cure Dye ia, Painphlet free, CARAUARA CO.,26t0n8 st, New York When Noah was approaching Mount Ararat he looked out the window and said, ‘ This will be quite a shock to the family, Times-Union, Florida THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Kianos are the Best. ‘Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St, New York. Cavrion—The buying public will please not con found the ‘Sonmex Piano with tounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— S—0—H—-M-E-R. 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One evening he was telling her about the flood and Noah and his steam-yacht, **so very, very long ago.” To little Gracie a definite period of time earlier than her great-grandfather’s birth was incon- ceivable, so she asked, ‘* Were you with Noah in the ark, grandpa?" |‘ No, dear; I wasn't.” Gracie looked puzzled. ‘* Well, then,” she Budget, Mrs, Trott— Oh, I only went into town on a. shopping-tour.” Mrs. Streete—" Did you? Tell me about it. Did you have a real good time?" Mrs. Trott— Not at all. 1 found what I wanted in the very first shop I went | into.” Mfrs. Strecte—" How provoking! — Tit- Bits, Evans’ Ale Is the best, Is the purest, Most palatable, Most healthful Drink to be foun. Full of Life, Never flat. Bright and Sparkling, No false terments Rich as Cream, No Sediment. Bottled at the brewer most improved meth At alt Summer Resorts, C.H. EVANS & SONS, HUDSON, NEW YORK, by s. Woman's first duty to man is to be beautiful. 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