Judge — September 14, 1895 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Bus. Bre an’ the la ter come.” A FATHER SPEAKS. [ VE read somewhere that when the patch was worn A grace it lent the wearer Which made the plainest faces less forlorn And fair ones fairer. The verses th: I cite goon to state— Lamentin that it is so— This aid to beauty that could animate A woman's phiz so Is now irrevocably out of date. U wish to set the rhymer right, for though 1 may lack much of his accomplishment lve four boys under ten and chance to know ‘That patches still obi to some extent. AFTER THE QUADRILLE. He—" Ab, mademoiselle, if | were rich and She —" What then? Ye —" If L were you I'd marry me.” =z = 5 APPEARANCE, EGUN —"'All ther eastern folks ain't sech gold-bugs ez you fellers seem ter think, Why, [ talked with lots o” them dudes from the east up on Yellerstone last summer, One of “em agreed with me right off that free silver was the thing, an’ bound HIS BOW-\VON N. B.—This is not a nautical note. pats afte are here, WASHINGTON, D. C. pop, what does the letters D. C, mean, dat dey always ashington 7" “Dey means d: doan’ yo" read yo" Jy of his country, yo" fool chile, yo’. Why ist'ry 2” first-class, for even then you won't be half so comfortable as we Stop at the best hotels, see all the art-galleries and statuary and all the wonderful things there are to be seen. Take in everything there is. If you can't do it in two months, then “AME LIGHT OF Asta." HE OBJECTED. M® PACKERLY,a self-made man himself and exceeding- ly plain and simple in his tastes, nevertheless desired: his family, to whom he was devoted, to reap all the advan- tages of the financial »sition which he had t of early frugal- come to command Too busy to leave his business, it was de- cided that his wife and daughters should go to Europe without him on an extended tour with a party of friends, and he was giving his wife a few parting words of instruction, Sow, Sarah,” he when you get over on the other side I want you and the xirls to see all there is to be seen, Travel ay longer. Above all things, don’t stint yourselves. Have the best of everything, and go just where you please. I want y to have a good time, but there’s one thing you mustn't do, 1 don’t want you to write me on that heavy fashionable paper that you and the girls have been us: * But why not?" questioned Mrs. Pack erly, much mystified. “Because,” replied her husband, “at such a long distance off it would cost a small fortune for extra postage.” Tow Masson. POUR REVIVER. FROM springs and mount and shore they come, The “city’s fair, pale daughters,” And as soon as they are snug at home Go to drinking tonic waters. Wanpertxc WILLIE —"* Well, I'm dead busted, any- way.” di Journ Mr dren * ~comicbooks.com