Judge — August 24, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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WHERE IGNORANCE Is BLISS. Dracon TemPERANCR—"* Isn't this a delightful breeze ?* EVERY DOG MUST HAVE HIS DAY. Am expottulation addressed to Mistriss Jeanne om her excessive fondness for her pet pue. COME tell me, Mistress Jeanne, I pray. Why to your dog sweet things you say, As though the little beast were human And could appreciate a woman, While all the lovers who adore you Unnoticed come and go before you. I know the dog from foot to head ears markings of a thoroughbred. His nozzle ’s square and black as night, His tawny coat unflecked with white His tail curls properly, and he 1s all a well-bred pug should be. And yet how can you, Mistress Jeanne, Prefer him to a well-bred man? When handsome lovers vainly sigh To kiss your lips and then to die, How can you rather kiss and hug That diabolically ugly pug? Ah, yes! ah, yes! T know they say ‘That every dog must have his day. But yours, methinks, has had too many, While some poor dogs have not had any. Behold here at your feet, I pray, A dog that has not had his day. at's the charge, officer?" itimpted suicide, sor.” tate the particulars.” JUDGMENTS. AN. affectation is a blemish. “Set a beggar on horseback.” for a rich man can afford a bi- cycle. “Whistle and I'll come to you, my lad,” but in these days I must fetch my chap- cron. One of the surest signs of advancing years is the magnify ing of the importance of little things. “A boy's will is * but a boy's “won't” is for just as long as he can hold out against the powers. WHAT'S IN A NAME? hwat are yez goin’ t* name th’ darlint 7” Ks. O'} Solomon Isaacstein Jacob Cohen Aaron O'Brien ; an’ if he don’t git rich wid thot name he kin shtarve t dith, begorra !" THE BOGUS SNAKE, THE SECRETED BLACK BOTTLE AND THE USUAL FIENDISH BOY. A TALE OF SIX MOVEMENTS, comicbooks.com