Judge — August 24, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HE KNEW HER, A tender young potato-bug Sat swinging on a vine, d sighed unto a maiden bug, I pray you will be mine.” ‘Then softly spoke the maiden bug, “* [love you fond and true ; But. oh, my cruel-hearted par— Won't let me marry you.” With scorn upon his buggy brow, With glances cold and keen, ‘That haughty lover answered her, | think you're par-is-green.” —Poughkeepsie News-Press. Mas. Winstow’s Souritinc SyRuP for Chil- dren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums. allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- 25 cents a bottle. “Where are the brains?” asked the king of Mbwpka, "Please, your majesty,” explained the chef, ** man who could not talk about anything but sixteen to one, your highness may be pleased to remember. I think his brains had all run to whiskers.” ‘The explanation seemed plau- sible. —/ndianapolis Journal. The hoarse shouts of the mob indicated that the fell work was done. ** Stole a horse, | pre- sume?" ventured the tenderfoot, gesturing in the direction of the deceased. ** Bicycle,” they. rejoined, not without revealing the pain the suggestion of the other occasioned. ‘The end of the age was at hand and progress was spurt ing in the stretch. — Detroit Tribune, hora. European expositions have awarded their premiums to only one American champagne— wok's Extra Dry Imperial. Try it, Lucy (singley—"* Do you think it is wicked to smoke, dear?” Fanny (married) —" } dear; I'm sure it isn’t.” Luey—"* Why you so sure?” Fanny— doesn’t smoke, and if it was wicked I'm sure he would do it."—Spare Moments, are COMFORT IN TRAVEL. You realize it fully on the North Shore Lim. ited. New York and Boston to Chicago via Michigan Central, ** The Niagara Falls route.” Patient (about to have his leg removed, cfully)—"* Well, doctor, I'm afraid that 1 be able to go to any more dances.” Dr. —"No. “After this you'll have to con- ne yoursell to hops."—St. Louis Post-Dis. t Chafing, Itching, Dandruff, Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, Usually yield quickly to the use of he didn't have any. This is the) Because my husband |~ ON THE MARGIN OP THE NILE. | Uhad bangueted at Berlin, seen’ festival in Rome, Had a midnight lunch in London, and a heap o' things at home ; But I never knew what life was till I lingered for a while Where they used to have a harem on the mar- gin of the Nile, Where the swaying palm and pepper fling their graces on the air, And the moaning camel kneels to take the bur- den he must bear ; And, rising, shakes his silvery bells and shuffles down the file, Where they used to have a harem on the mar- gin of the Nile, Where dreamy, dark-eyed women came to loiter in the leaves ‘hat begirt Ghezirhe palace, Where, like rain from dripping eaves, Runs the endless song of summer; for the heavens seem to smile Where they used to have a harem on the margin of the Nile. —Cy Warman. To keep your digestive organs in order, get a bottle of the genuine Angostura Bitters, manu- factured only by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. “My mamma got ever so many falls when she was learning to ride the bicycle yesterday,” explained the little girl to the caller, ‘and that's why she’s so long coming down.’ She's! got the blues all over her.""—Chicago Tribune, “What cheer, what cheer?” blithely called old Cap'n Bimley as he rolled into the parlor of the local tonsorial artist and began pulling off his coat. ‘This one,” the barber returned, removing the cloth and regarding the mariner with an air of frozen repulsion, And the cap'n was that astonished that he forgot to yell when | the barber laid open a ‘Turkish crescent on the under side of his chin,—Aockland Tribune. Evans’ Ale. Purest WATER. Finest HOPS. Strongest MALT. The Essence of Nature. Preferred by Connoisseurs for over 100 years. Clear. No Sediment. Perfection of Bottling. Call for st at the Club or Café, “Insist upon Evans’.!” At all Summer Resorts, Brewery, Hudson, N. Y. C.H.EVANS & SONS. ~“ANTI-SKEET” KILLS MOSQUITOES. aS Th Salt Soe I BS. Ave. New ‘ Have Been Sung fer Over Half a (entury Ay Se Lown in Cuba they are shooting And each day a revoluting In a way to make the Spaniard’s whiskers curl ; But the one that's on in Erin; - I'm very sadly feari Will merely be the blackthora's merry twirl. —Minneapolis Tribune. Daughter—"' Frank said something to me last night.” Afother—"* | hope it was apropos.” Daughter—"\t_was more, mamma; it was apropos-al.""— ew York Herald. disorders quickly corrected High-living "yromo-Seltaer—T1 Trial bottle, 10 cts. By the elephant back to make robm for the ante- lope.— Vale Record. They were German and middle-aged. He had become rich suddenly and had built for themselves a beautiful residence with an exten. sion porte-cochére, Horses were his only pas- sion, and that he indalged to its fullest extent. One’ day he was waiting to take his wife to ride, and was trying-to hold the: ribbons over the sleek backs of ‘an impatient, pawing pair of thoroughbreds. At length ~his temper as. “Katrina, Katrina!" he- cried vill you nefer comeoud? Dese horses von't shtand unter der tam horse-shedt no longer alretty."—Boston Budget, Shall emancipated woman. Home coming at the dawn, For fear of man who waits for her Take her shoes off on the lawn? —Cleveland Plain Dealer, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior tc BOKER's BITTERS. ** Sometimes,” sighed the man who is wed- ded to a woman with a mind of her own, ‘I think my wife must take me for a pneumatic tire, the way she is blowing me up all the time.” Boston Transcript, GENTLEMANS SMOKE SUE THEM EVERY 3 PE MFG ycles It cannot be ibe mproved It cannot be equalled BOD The choicest of all SMOKING TOBACCOS ape ber. Trial Package Post paid for 25 ct THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos aro tho Best. ‘Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. Caurion—The buying puliic will please not con’ fosad the Somes, Pose’ wih toelcl ec aniaty sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spell— It is stated upon high scientific authority that when a diamond of the purest quality is burned it utterly disappears, leaving no trace of ashes. The experiment seems worth trving. Here, boy! fetch usa match.- Rochester Union, a2 wicheeListern, bums’ kerosene ten hours ; ental drat Mameadjustable . P. SEARLE says: “Tas only abe tome the opeetot ry mies an hour in the dark because I used your lamp, which (tase nstarvarcecs S—0—H-M-E-R. DONT BOIL sass Made In a jiffy, with bolling water of milk. ¥old everywhere PUG NOSES. #2. 7-41 ‘shaped Noses made to harmonize with the other features. Send OW eS bogm ‘JOHN H. WooDbUIY. IZ W ; PConsider the best in the world tol yondty A. G. SPALDING ‘bRos,, andan Wve cycle dealers, of delivered by mts. PYlce $5. PORT BRASS G0.” Bragepert ‘Conn. BRil BRASS BAND Tmerapene Drums, Uniforms, Eauip ments ‘and Drum Corps, Low: ‘st prices ever quoted. Fine Cat Iluetravons, mailed free’ it gives Bad Music & Instroctions for Amateur Bands, hh Editlon—Postpaid for 38 cents (or stampa) "THE BUMAN HAIR wer ea, TONES, fafroud this litte book."-—athencreae WHAT IS MORE Attractive thana pretty face witha fresh, bright complesioa ? For it use Poszont's Powder. LYON & BEALY, 30.32 Adaus 8t, Chicage “Yes: he was’ a class-mate of mine” “Where? Yale?” “No: Coin’s financial school.” ‘Ab, yes; I recognize him now. He subsequently took a post-graduate course with me at the gold-cure.""— Buffalo Express, 100,000 CIRCULATION. Advertisers. SEND FOR A SAMPLE COPY OF | Judge’s ‘exiil fala 8 meat. Write 1or pamphlet. pata ex WILSON EAR DRUM COW (utero wire or string Library NOW PRINTED IN COLORS. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., to Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK.