Judge — August 10, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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At midnight in his guarded tent Lwill utter what 1 believe to-day, if it shall). ‘* Do shut up your noisy head The ‘lurk was dreaming of the hour contradict all I said yesterday.— Wendell Phil- The mistress to a pullet said. When Greece, her knee in suppliance bent, | 4ips. ** Caderk, caderk !" the hen replies. Would tremble at his power. ** Pray tell me, madam, do, I beg. ‘And in his dreams the foeman fell | David was only about five years old, but he How you would know I'd lain an egg Before his blade’s fell stroke, was very anxious to be aman. One day when If I did not advertise?” And everything had come his way— | he had been thinking about the matter he came —Printers’ Ink, And then the baby woke. to his mamma and said, **Oh, mamma, I do —Detroit Tribune. wish I had a vest and a bald head.”— Youth's 4 r Safe, sure, prompt, is Bromo-Seltzer Companion, For all headaches and stomach disorders. As a specific against dyspepsia and other roubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer vewly—"* There's one thing about) pinay, off ventleman—"Ah, little girl, are vad i drinks, nothing superior to Mrs, Lately—" What's dly old 5 és . little. girl, Wukntes MITTERS, rie ‘Mrs. Netwh—" The pockeis are x0 | YOU ROINE somewhere 7” Litle gird (with amas: 3 easy to find. My husband empties them every Ei badegh ae jive kr sted Sencar Phen iM night and I never have a bit of change in the | {UPPOse / could go nowhere, do you? ea She=" Well, Clarence, dear, the situation is | Erming.""— Brookiym Eugie. burg Bulletin, not quite as rosy as it was pictured to us before He= Nelly was quite obstreperous the other day and |0f Angostura Bitters, “I)r. Siegert's the only wish we had the rice and the old s they | his mother said, “*If you behave so badly God | ® “4 ee threw at us when we were married.”"— Rich-| won't love you,” “Huh!” he exclaimed.) = ‘i mond Dispatch, “God loves me all right en He loves| | ‘* What," asked the cynical friend ; what | = = ime beter than he does Nelly. How. do you|.do you baeps you are writing?" “Ah,” the Cook's E3 know that?" asked the mother. ‘* Didn't he | poet replied airily, **it may turn into a sermon Always have a bottle or two of Cood's Zxta | make Nelly a girl?" was the tesponse.—Koch- |r it ray Dee tinig altcee 4c ae a wae! Dry Imperial Champagne dyirelce. esi | ester Democrat. basket, more likely,” observed the cynic, smil- then you will always be ready for callers. ing gloomily.—Chtcago Times-Heratd. A-certain small boy who has a sister named | _, Flavor all your cold drinks with twenty rors | Years elapsed. They sometimes do. ** Hah | Mrs, de Fashion (average society lady mak- | Jove—aw !" exclaimed a fat, irregular-looking ing her round of calls, owing to average society | individual in London-made clothes, boosting friends)—"" Is Mrs. Wiggins van Mort himself painfully down the gang-plank of the home?" Servant—* No, madam ; she's English steamer and looking around with a Watts—"* What do you think of this idea | that there are medicinal virtues in music?” Potts—"* I believe it. Lots of these new popu- lar airs make me sick."—/ndianapolis Journal. *yUaUIPIS ON when she returns.” Servant—"" She won't re-| ing, beastly country, don't you’ know: so—so oe sean turn, madam She was buried a month ago.” | dweadfully vulgah, you know, and ail that. New York Weekly. Then he went back to London. It was Little — Lord Fauntleroy. — Rockland (Maine) Tribune. theea. 25 cents a bottle, ’ “ My friend,” asked the man with the red Evans pan more Columbia about here?” ‘Yes, my good man,” eagerly jicycles ‘than ever answered the tall, ministerial-looking man in| Best Malt and Hops. was afraid I might wander in there accidental. | Improved Bottling Process. . fect Columbias go ly."—Chicago Tribune. SULT: out. No False Ferments, No Cloud of Sediment. B 8 Boston, Chicago, Providence, Pilladeptie, C.H. EVANS & SONS, THE CELEBRATED Hudson, New York. contaldrattfameadisube | Pianos are the Bost. R. P. SEARLE says: Ms, Winstow’s SoorHine Syxup for Chil- - nose and watery eyes, ‘is the Home saloon | 4 Ae i this year. Farmore black. ‘* It's right over there across the street Mountain Spring Water, 3 Finest Ale Brewed, EVANS’ . Pope Manufacturing Co. Sold by Ie: Hotels, y Buffalo,’ Brooklyn, Baltimore, Wash. The only perfect see Bicycle Lantern, $0 HM ER j | “Iwas only abe to make the speed of 15 niles an Marervoens | A; 18,E: Wi Sty New, Yer y Mrs. de Faskion—" Please hand her my card | dissatisfied air, ** but I think it, aw—a bloom. dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Wh always maintained. where they sell the bishop's beer anywhere | p-4 sos: ve i care th: i a “Thanks,” mumbled the other, moving on, ““1| Years in the Wood, at no imper. No Harmful Acidity, " * General Offices and Factories, Hartford, Conn India Pale Ale Clube und Cafes. ington,’ San Praaciaco. ‘burns kerosene ten hours; hour in the dark because Iused your lamp, which Cavrion.—The buying pullic will please not con” I consider the best in the world today found the ‘Sonser Piano with one of a similarly ‘Sold by A- G. SPALDING & BROS., and ail | sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— live cycle dealers, of Gelivered by mrs. Price $5. 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