Judge — August 3, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SU. BERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCR One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 2 numbers - 2.5 One copy, for thirteen weeks = Including the Cwmisrias Juoce. WORBIGN SURSCRIPTIONS—To all foreizn countries in the postal union, $0.00 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupcE BurLpID Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. 135 BOOTHE PU the use of JUDGE é pages bets ISHERS of the New Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that local advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising its leaves it a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy right law, and all copies of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be used for such purposes, No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this manner.and they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from 40 using their paper. Notice it hereby given that the Unite inyunction restraining the use of JU JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 10 Fifth avenue, New York ates circuit court has recently granted an 2 NOTICE TO PURLISHERS.—The contents of Junge are protected by copy fight in both the United States and Great Hritain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. WAY to insure a man his freedom is to send him to Ludiow- street jail. ABOUT THIS TIME Mr. Gladstone is slapping Dr. Depew on the back and calling him Chauncey. MBE: CAMPBELL of Ohio to the rest of the world—" Say! come around here and get whipped, will you?” WHEN RUTH was born Mr, Cleve- land sobbed violently because the child had no teeth He is wiser now. F THE SLOW COACH of the Cornell boys had been sick abed for the last six months taings would have gone off better. N CONNECTION with the defeat of Cornell tet us recall the celebrated ar- gument between Mr. Corbett and a Mr. Mitchell. GAMBLING having been forbidden ¢: Saratoga, we suppose the town- board will now go to work and abolish the watets, THE RETIREMENT of certain Amer- ican rowers from England’ reminds one of the departure of the British from our Battery. Mr. Prert (tho has cailed Mr. Danke (shamed/y)— Mk. Koons (sheepishly Mx. J IN (dog eedty Mr. Prewr (animatedly)— Knowed yo" coons war bluffin’ good han's.” MISS WILLARD again denies that she contemplates matrimony, She doth protest too frequently. Now let us hear from the man at the bottom of it. VICTORIA dislikes the smell of tobacco, and the order is frequent, when her eldest son is with her, “Take ‘is r’yal ‘ighness out an’ blow im off with a fan.” [F THERE really are one hundred and fifty woman barbers in Chicago the fact is accounted for that most of the men of that town keep their heads as well as their faces shaved almost to the quick. SENA TOR STEWART says the demonetization of silver will reduce the number of marriages. There is a new eruption of Vesuvius, and we suppose it is responsible for that too. However, there is one comfort. It ought to increase the number of silver weddings. THE YOUNG WOMAN of Brooklyn who cowhided a man seventy years old has crossed the line beyond which the new woman is for- bidden to go There is too much liberty of the woman with a whip. The most innocent man is likely to have his character ruined when she turns upon him She is # notoriety-seeking nuisance and she ought to have the ducking-stool CALLING THEIR BLUFF CAUSTICALLY. CLOWNING FOR THE CHURCH. HE CHURCH FAIR in New Jersey which induced several young women to saw wood for a prize has violated the proprieties more than any other church fair ever did, and that is saying much The public will some day demand that these unseemly exhibitions in behalf of the church shall cease. If the saloon should so demean human nature it would be kicked out of existence. A GREAT PRINCIPLE. R. ALICE B. CAMPBELL has retired from the Brooklyn Central Methodist church in behalf of the principle “no taxation without representation.” She helps support the church, in other words, and is permitted no voice in its direction. ‘The principle is good enough for gos- pel in religious as well as civil life, and it is surprising that it should not have prevailed there from the beginning. SOME HIDDEN GENIUS. SEVERAL SEVERE MEN are hard at work writing down Mr. How- ells and other popular writers. They say these unfortunate persons are totally without merit and utterly given to rot. Their severity appears in the correspondence column of the Hordd, and they sign their initials to it. It isa pity they do not give their names. Perhaps if they would we might discover the author of the impending great American novel. THE LAW AND THE RUFFIAN. A JUDGE of a United States court in Arkansas decides that a man must run away from a ruffian who attacks him, and-that he may kill and not be guilty of murder only when he finds it impossible to escape from his adversary. With that rule in vogue the ruffian has all the advan- tage and keeps all the self-respect. It is really too much to ask of the decent citi- zen that he shall be a fool and a coward at the same time. MRS. STANTON’S FLUKE. ForTY YEARS AGO Elizabeth Cady Stanton walked the streets of her native village, Johnstown, New York, in bloomers. But she did it only for a day that was full of trouble. The notice she attracted was not pleasing, and the local newspapers made her unhappy. Possibly there are persons who think she is a new woman; but, alas! she went back to her petticoats with great rapidity and has re= mained in them to this day. WORSE THAN PROHIBITION. THE BRANDY sold in Paris is said by Dr. Rochard to be villainous. A new hospital for inebriates has been built, and it has eight hundred patients, three hun- dred of whom are women, and still it is far too small. ‘The drinking-saloons have largely increased in number, and the amount of brandy consumed has doubled in ten years. Indeed, the statement of Dr. Rochard reads like reports from the insane-asylums of Maine and Kansas. )—"* Whad yo’ gemmen got?" Wob-tail flarsh.” Vob tail straight.”* King haigh.” “Two little juces sweeps de boa'd. kase yo’ wudn’ bet dat high on WORTH THE SACRIFICES. MISS. ANTHONY said, out west recently, that every woman who mar- ried gave up her right to her own children; and we suppose if the woman in question didn’t marry she would be in the same box. Further she said that the woman sacrificed the right to her own liberty and the pay for her own services; and a western woman, to her inexpressible dis- gust, remarked after a little profound thought, * Wacal, it’s wuth it.” And then Miss Anthony sat suddenly down and sighed. THE WHEEL OF WOE, -FACE is strained and has a deep line at the side of If it belong to a lady it is pale and apprehensive. It tells of a foreboding that presently there is going to be a smash and its owner is going to get hurt and be ridiculous. It appears when the lady is on her wheel and there are indications of a fatal wabble. It is set, stern and agonizing; the teeth show, and the eyes stare at nothing as if that impalpable vacancy were getting ready to bite somebody. There is agi« tation of the question why our girls look old. Look at that face and see. HE BICYC each nostril comicbooks.com