Judge — July 27, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ie W. J. Anwes, Braxnaen Giecam. TM Gurcons, Editor PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. or $2 numbers - $5 00 One copy, six months, oF 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy’ for thirteen weeks == 1.35 Including the Cuxistatas Supe. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt forcien countries in the postal union. $0.00a year THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGe BuiLpts Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. ern. USHERS ef the New Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that the use of JUDGE in locat advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising pages between its leaves is a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy right law, and all copies of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be used for such purposes. No one is authorized by the publithers to use JUDGE in this manner and they will take prompt measures to step anybody from s0 using their paper. Notice is hereby given that the United States circuit court has recently granted am injunction restraining the use of JUDGE in that way. JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPAN 110 Fifth avenue, New York. (27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Jupce are protected by copy- night in both the United States and Great Britain. promptly and vigorously prosecuted, Infringement of this copyright will be NOW YOU GET your chromo with the magazine thrown in E GIVE compliments to the Defender, and, like the flag, may she forever float. THe WISE MAN who wants to be president will write his letters in the foam of the se . GHOULISH GLEE—The attack of Mark Twain on the literary art of Fenimore Cooper. THE CHIEF DELIGHT of a period in the country is the reflection that presently you are going to get away from it. PERHAPS the most successful re- former is the physician of Emile Zola, who has ordered his patient to stop work. LADY HOPE, who will presently be HOW TO MAKE THEM GOOD THE REVEREND MR. DAWSON of Asbury Park believes in the Sunday newspaper. All that is needed to make it an agent for good, he thinks, is to have it edited by himself and a few other clergymen. So that the number of good people who believe they can manage newspapers better than their editors is rapidly increasing. THE COLORED BROTHER. HERE ARE SOME negroes who are better than some white men. If hotel proprietors might make their selections in all cases, with the rights of both races guaranteed, the race prejudice as to public places would die out. The new law is an embarrassment, and we suppose thou- sands of good negroes are sorry that it has got into the books. THE RAIN-PERSUADERS. R. MELBOURNE, ex-rainmaker, says there is no process known to man by which rain can be coaxed, and frankly admits that his efforts were humbug and nothing else. But the congregation of a country clergy- man who prayed for rain and got a deluge are convinced of the efficacy of that kind of prayér; so that the ranks of the believers in miracles are to be robbed of not one of their tremendous number. THE GREATEST LAW- BREAKERS. E DON’T BELIEVE Dr. Buchanan, wife-poisoner, has got on any worse griddle than the one his lawyers kept him on for so many months, and the least of that long agony was his actual death. And the law suffered quite as much as he. It was its fate to be degraded to the last degree by professional law-breakers, for whom the courts have more respect than they have for justice, dignity and common sense. OUR FRANCES AND HER GARB. WE HAVE the startling intelli- gence that Frances E. Willard is in favor of wearing trousers. It might be inferred that she wants them merely for her husband, but she denies the statement that she is going to get abusband. It is not known that she has any male servants to dress in that way, so it must be that she wants them for herself. Very well. There is going to be a great loss of impressiveness somewhere, though we do hope she won't put them on wrong side behind. MR. BLAINE’S ABLE BIOG- RAPHER. duchess of Newcastle, will come to A LITTLE STORY by Gail Hamil. this country and doa song and dance. Brecon aie ce ton in her life of Blaine, to the Hi . he ver, dear child. eset si i lad aliuaniiiiaia Heaven Pacwn (ke her bent. politely reeueited soigie emserdar, “HE™ that-Conkling “began to bate . “Wud WHEN, having lost his mustache, back Thomas B. Reed met his wife OFFICER: that lady remarked with a puzzled look, “Why, Thomas! have you washed ‘Oren your countenance Fravep Facin —** Well, den, aan on me. A POET says in the Century, “Ve smile though thou shouldst weep a sea.” ‘The wise man, we think, would grow pale and shriek for a life-preserver. Di wud. scended fram"— THE GIRLS of Wellesley sing to their college, “Young girls ery for you, old girls sigh for you, college beautiful.” What do these old and young girls want to do that for? A MINISTER of Memphis insisted that some members of his flock stop playing progressive cuchre, and because they wouldn't he resigned. There always is a booby in this game. eee EVEN THE WORM will turn, We are told of a society of young men the members of which pledge themselves to marry no young woman who chews slate-pencils or plays the piano. cee A SPECIALIST says baldness occurs from having the hair cut too frequently. We know some men who do not have their hair cut at all and there isn’t a hfir to their blessed heads. THE MEANEST ATTACK on the regenerated woman is made by the editor of the Brooklyn Zag/e, who says that bloomers are naturally followed by societies for the prevention of bow legs. The man ought to sneak to Canada as hastily as if he had robbed a bank, Oi wud ; Oi'm a Mick mesilf.” ‘move on’ a MacDougal dat kin trace his ancestry Blaine because he had lost a basket of back in Scotland fer four hundred years?” champagne to that gentleman as the “edi * result of a bet, is a pretty fair indica- FRAYED Facin—" Wad yer ‘move on’ a Douglas dat's directly de. ‘SSU!t pretty fair indica. tion that the brightest women writers are not good judges of the motives of the other sex. Mr. Conkling was not a child, whatever his faults might have been; and it would be as absurd to say that Miss Dodge hated Mrs. John Smith because that lady had an extra feather on her new bonnet. I s'pose I'll have ter git a move A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIBERTY. THE PUBLIC is not a dog for fat-witted legislators to try their foolish. ness on, and the remark of General Grant that the best way to repeal a bad law was to enforce it has produced a great deal of mischief. Most Sunday laws are the work of cranks and busybodies who can’t content themselves with attending merely to their own business; and the personal liberty of the citizen is more sacred than all the bad laws in the books. The lunatics have had their day. It is time to pay some respect to the rights of the citizen. HIS EVOLUTION. MB. HUXLEY has gone to look into the hereafter for himself. Per- haps he knows more about it every five minutes than he guessed during the whole of his splendid life; but—and that is the trouble alway our facilities for connection with the next existence are so limited—he will never return to tell us anything about it. And when a man so gifted can give us only guesses while he lives and nothing whatever when he dies, one’s admiration of the smaller men and women who know it all and are indignant because you don’t adopt their knowledge is truly unspeakable. ‘The heretofore and the hereafter are no trivial things, and it is a curious fact that only persons of limited information seem to understand them. comicbooks.com