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In the future we shall, undoubtedly, have some way to moderate the heat. Not over the country, nor even in the streets, but in our homes. Instead of running a furnace in hot weather, we will run a refrigerator in the cellar that will be fed with cakes of ice and the cold air rising from it will be fanned through all parts of the house, carrying life and joy and comfort to the remotest rooms.” Oh, for a few such houses about now !—Brookiyn Eagle, God sent weeds to be a standin’ reminder dat He expec’s all men toe wurk.—Do not meas- ure yo'r nabor's charactah wid yo'r plum'line ; hit may be shorter dan his depth.—Ardunsaie Thomas Cat. Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of ‘one’s wit against one’s good nature.—Aontes- quieu, ‘The sultan of Johore is dead, He was an example of talent wasted by high birth. He was able to wear ten million dollars’ worth of diamonds at one time, and yet he never became a bar-tender.— Buffalo Express, Mxs, WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SvRUP for Chil- aren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- 25 cents a bottle, To keep your digestive organs in order, get a bottle of the genuine Angostura Bitters, manu- B ‘The Buffalo boom is very well. thank you.—| f2ctured only by Dre} sagen Se huffalo Courier, You must be careful not to let it run on to atack.—Rochester Post-Express, seen you since your marriage. congratulate you.” ** Thanks, my dear fellow ; | thanks." ‘+ Have you and your wife decided | who is to be speaker of the house?” ‘Well, To. We usually occupy the chair together.” —Pittsburg Chronicle. Telegraph, > BONBONS,Z CHOCOLATES 863 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. (CANNES SENT OT MUL eR EXPHESS To ALL PATS OF THE cOONTET, cin ‘eaehs RTE en ATT THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are the Hest. ‘Warerooms: 149-165 E. 14th St., New York. Cavtion.—The buying pultic will please not con” found the Sonmex Piano’ with one of © similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— —— Allow me to Will the new woman say, ‘With all_my worldly goods I thee endow ?'—Adams Free- Buy it and try it if you want a delicious wine with a beautiful bouquet.—Cook's Extra Dry Champagne. Terma ox of I don't beleave in virtew that seeks temta- shun; neither do I beleave in virtew that iz afrade uv it when it iz necessary to face it.— Josh Billings. : Y As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer | and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to HOKEWS BITTERS, * Ma," said a discouraged urchis going to school any more.’ tenderly inquired his mother. ‘**Cause ‘taint anyuse [can never learn to spell. The teacher keeps changing the words every day "| Pittsburg Bulletin, Packer’s: “T ain't 'y. dear 2" “Well, old man, this is the first time I've| | |Rich as Cream, Critic—“" Has that painting of yours, ‘At Work in the Fields,” received any’ favorable comments?” Artist—""A rather seedy-looking man stopped to look at it to-day, and he said it made him tired." —Philadelphia Kecord. FOR YOUR INFORMATION. “Summer Homes and Tours,” a beautifully illustrated book ; list of over three thousand summer hotels and boarding-houses in Catskill mountains and central New York. Send six cents in stamps to H. B, Jagoe, general east- ern passenger agent West Shore railroad, 363 Broadway, New York ; or free upon application. A young woman has invented a car-fender. If she can't catch her man one way she will another.— Augusta Chronicle LITTLE CIGARS. ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. HIGHEST IN PRICE, FINEST IN QUALITY. 25c. a Bundle, ro in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 2Bc. H, ELLIS & CO., Baltimore, Md. THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO., Successor. Evans’ Ale Is the best, Is the purest, Most palatable. Most healthful Drink to be fou Full of Life, Never flat. Bright and Sparkling, No false terments A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. ALL AND REQUIRES NO MIXING. No Sediment. Bottled at the brewery by most improved methods. MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH, and | YORK Al alt Summer Reorts C.H. EVANS & SON: HUDSON, NEW YORK. “Yon used to do a little trading on ‘change, didn’t you, Hi 7" Yes." “Were youa bull or'a bear?" ‘Neither, Blobbs. I was a lamb."—Chicago Tribune. Tar Soap. ‘Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing.” —Journal of Health, New York. | “Excellent in dandruff, chafing | and itching.”— Medical and Surgi- | cal Reporter, Philadelphia, “lt leaves the skin soft, smooth | and supple. .4 luxury for shampoo- y.""—Medical Standard, Chicago. or let Whiskey, 6 “ne bestonyon ‘Get the bestofit. se Y (( would be glad to exchange six cents in stamps. REDUCED For the Sea Shore, For the Mountains, For the Fishing Party, For the Camping Party, For the Summer Hotel. Zoxxo1sseuRs agree that of two cock- tails made of the same materials and propor- tions, the one which is aged must be the better. For sale on the Diningand Buffet Cars of the principal rail- roads of the United States, Aveid Initatices. G. F. Heustein & BRro., sore proprietors, 39 Broadway, N. Yo, Hartford, Conn, and 20 Piccadilly, W., Londoa, Eng. FB For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers. MANHATTAN | SU ulblewtffa\ i Send them to me and e if 1am not right. Cuas. S. Fee, Gen. Pass. Agent, Northern Pacific Railroad, --- St. Paul, Minn. ELLOWSTONE PARK RATES FOR 1895. | Boston returns an offici 88,888 voters. If such a thing were to occur ina southern city all the gentlemen of color within its confines would be playing policy with jan eight gig —Zvoy Press, Price, $5.00 ircular free. 0 lise EIGHT eATHER RW CORLISS BROS & TROY NY ~~ EN waif noted long-distance riders always use the N earch Light” Lantern, shouldn't you? On Rpecial Auvantngene Central draft; buns un-| REDUCED RATES TO" BALTIMORE. ved kerosene’ fame adjustable; filled outside. Int on the BEST—the * Search Light.” De «d for price if your dealer won't supply you. BRIDGEPORT BRASS CO., Bridgeport, Conn. Or, 19 Murray 81 York City. STARCH GROWS STICKY, Common powders havea vulgar glare, Pozro- Biss the only Complexion Fowder fit for use, The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets to Baltimore from all oints on its lines east of Ohio river at one fare For'the round trip. ‘Tickets will be sold July 16th and 17th, valid for return passage until August sth For time of trains and full details call or write nearest Baltimore and Ohio agent. ‘The rate from New York will be $5.30, and correspondingly low rates from other points. SUSPENDERS aC =e “Graduated” » Blastic Cord ae them so. Best furnishers keep them. Fifty cents and upward. A cheaper model at 25 cts. Sample pairs mailed for the price. Look for "* graduated” cord and the name on every pair. CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., No. 5 Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. BEARING THIS NAME ARE THE owe TRADE EST] ao MARK ua MOSLER SAFE C0., Our stock comprises over 100 sizes of Fire- and Burglar-proof Safes; also cele- brated Screw Door Bank Safe. Specifica- tions furnished for Bank, Vault and Safety Deposit work of most approved constrnetici, 305 Broadway, Corner Duane St., NEW YORK.