Judge — July 20, 1895 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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AN APPARENT INCONSISTENCY. Reverend Dr. Wianc (Ais pa) — ** Thirdly, brethren, I exhort you to abstain from all games of Jounnte — “I'll just put this pack of cards in the pocket where pa keeps his handkerchief.” chanel (llr out Landbovehisfye THEOLOGICAL GUESSES. EAVEN will most likely be well patronized by good society, now that members of the four hundred have established its prestige, but Bob Ingersoll will probably still con- tinue to" prefer the other place” and, as Miss Beacon Hill re- marked when she was within the golden gate, “It isn't Bos- ton, you know.” THE SUMMER GIRL. THOUGIL the poor oid man in the moon may be Nothing more than a burnt-out ember, She worships him now on bended knee, : For well she: has learned: to remember He may be the only man she will see From now until next September A NEW PARTINGTON. _ old. NE of Mother Deane’s most impressive remarks » was when she walked into a grocery- stote and gave an order for boneless raisins IDOLS SHATTERED, ‘The noble, war-like Indian chief and heroic scout that Johnny read of in the half-dime libraries and expected to see at the wild-west show, but — — such as cards!!! BUILT THAT WAY. MISS KATE SANBORN, the author, is of rather generous proportions. A neighbor “ran in” one day on an errand, at her “aban- doned farm,” and suddenly burst out to her astonished hostess, “Do ye ever have fits?” Miss Sanborn said she never had fits. “Ls'pose ye know,” went on the caller relentlessly, “that ye're jest th’ build fer fits.” OUT OF IT, ALAS! no more for me the flow. ers bloom ; No ‘more for'me the lark fills air with song ; The'sweetest chimes strike through me like the doom Of angry fate." I'm not for this earth long. No more the rising, nor the setting sun My,girl has bought a bike and 1 —saw this instead cout that air par gu the let a comicbooks.com In the some wa} try. homes. weather, twill rising ts of comfort such hou Mrs. dren Te ms, al a. The } Buffalo itrur will worldly man Boy i with a ‘hamp I dos shun; afrade Josh B As: trouble and fo BOK “M going tender any us teache — Put and cal i... Sik