Judge — June 29, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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He sent a "2" to the daily press, His funds were nil, and his sad distress Loomed sombre and alarming. I’m willing quite to work,” said he * Please tell me a growing industry.’ “The answer came—" Try farming.” —Boston Budget. Headache or sick stomach quickly Cured by Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. ‘There were several deaths from natural caus- es in Brooklyn yesterday. It is impossible for the trolley-cars to do it all.—Kochester Union, One of the saddest sights in this world is to see the crabbed man try to smile when he meets the preacher.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs, Winstuw’s SourHine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- theea, 25 cents a bottle. New arrival—"* Phwy do not th’ Indians be allowed t' vote, Pathrick?" Citieen—"* Shure, it's little they'd know about polyticks. ‘They waz born here."—New York Weekly. Life is so short. Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne will help you to enjoy it. It aids digestion and will proiong it. Gail Hamilton's witty tongue is responsible for this: When her cousin, S. Pickering Dodge, went to Germany a native whom he asked for information said, ‘‘Sprechen sie Deutsch?" Yes," answered Mr. Dodge, ‘that's my name; but how in thunder did you know it?” —World The Blakeslee Easy Arm Band'advertised in Junor. is entitled to the extensive sale it has attained. It rests as easy on the arm as a duck on water. The wholesale selling agents are C, E. Conover & Co., of tor Franklin street, Menny a man who started out toe reform de wurld changed his min’ befo’ he got intoe de nex’ county.—Menny men refuses toe lub his neighbor as hisse'f—because he has a gahden an’ his neighbor has hens.—Poverty is no dis- grace, but hit is a po'r recommendashun. bank-account is usually taken as evidence ob ability.—I hab noticed dat in nine cases outen ten ill-luck is de result ob sayin’ pleasure fust an dooty secon’ instead ob dooty fust an’ pleas- ure secon’.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, pleasure of the modern| Moker with a pipe of| the incomparable blend_ VALE MIXTURE A 202. trial package - - + postpaid for 25 cents. MARBURG BROS — BALTIMORE, MD. THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO. SUCCESSOR CORLISS BROS & CO TROY_NY | He ‘protestingiy)—"* Poverty is ao :nme.” Ske—" Possibly aot morally, but it is matri- monially."—Detroit Free Press. ‘A manipulator of mixed drinks has made a new concoction which he calls Svengali. It is a sure hypnotizer.—Mail and Express. Twenty drops of Angostura Bitters impart a delicious flavor to cold drinks. Dr. Siegert’s the only genuine. “Father, my father!" the little boy cried as he ran to his parent one day, ‘* what makes all the people out there in the street kneel down ‘on the pavement and pray?" ‘* My dear little son,” the father replied as he brushed a fond tear from his eye, a question like that is dif- ficult quite, yet an answer concise I will try Those people out there are sendicg up prayers, and madly they shout the refrain, * Our city is washed; it smells clean and sweet. Great heaven, keep on with the rain.’"—Syracuse Post. Natural domestic champagnes are now very popular. A fine brand called “Golden Age” is attracting attention. Manning of Alabama, president of the South- ern ballot-rights league, while in Buffalo last week told of a remarkable dream had by an aged farmer in his vicinity. The ancient agri- culturist died and, sad to say, went to hell. However, Satan was very affable and gave the Alabama man the run of the place. wanderings one day the new-comer came upon a massive iron vault secured with many locks. No one being about, the farmer proceeded to gratify his curiosity by trying to break into the vault with a crow-bar which was handy. At the sound of the first blow an assistant imp ap- peared, ‘* For heaven's sake, don’t do that !” he shricked. ‘* We keep the fifty-third con- gress in t If it was once let loose hell would be as undesirable a place of residence as the United States is at present."—John Smith in Buffalo Express. THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos aro tho Bost. ‘Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St., New York. Cavrion.—The buying public will please not con” found the Sonmex Piano with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade, Our name spells— S—O-H-M-E-R. JOur SOUVENIR OF FASHIONS Free. ‘Write for one, examine at your leisure, ‘then see your Outfitter. CLUETT, COON & CO., Makers, Troy. N.Y. "28" THAT TIRED FEELING tend for the SPRING-BACK @me_ ROCKER. In rocking it conforms to the shape of the occupant. Ts an ele- fant outdoor chair, sad suitable CHAMPION MANUFACTURING CO., Middletown, Pa. DEAFNESS gpd Hend Holoes relieved by suing ;on's Common Sense Ear Drums. ww eclentine invention; ditferent ple, comfortable ‘Drum in the worid* Helps where. medical exill falls. Nowire or string attachment. Write tor pamphlet. In his |" This is the way the natural history finished | off its description of the heron: ‘* ‘This bird has no tail to speak of.” And this is the way that small M: woduced the statement in her composition upon the heron :" This bird has no tail, but you mustn't say anything about | it."—Evening Sun. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER’S DITTERS. On a stoop in Madison avenue sat a young- ster of about fourteen with a half-starved-look- ing dog by his side. The poor beast was whin- ing piteously. ‘What's the matter with your dog?" I asked, ‘Can't eat,” was his terse reply. ‘And why not?" I inquired, ** Be- ‘cause there's nothin’ fer him ter eat,” he re- plied; and taking the dog under his arm he walked sadly away.— Pittsburg Bulletin, FOR YOUR INFORMATION. “Summer Homes and Tours,” a beautifully illustrated book; list of over three thousand summer hotels and boarding-houses in Catskill mountains and central New York. Send six cents in stamps to H. B. Jagoe, general east- ern passenger agent West’ Shore railroad, 363, Broadway, New York ; or free upon application, He seemed preoccupied. ‘* Why so thought- ful?" she asked, while with dignity born of wo- manly reserve and consideration of a drug-store complexion she did not come too near him. Is it true,” he said, directing an intense gaze upon her, ‘that you have already had twelve husbands?” ** Yes"—throwing her shyness to the winds she came and kissed him—"' yes, but I'm not a bit superstitions. "—Detroit Tribune, Or, 19 Murray St., New York City. Dorit let Whiskey. get” the best ofyou = Get the bestofit. 4 OVERHOLT. LADIES WHO VALUE A refined complexion must use Porzoni's Pow- It produces a soft and beautiful skin der. RAMIRACALOUS the famous Hair Dye, a one-buttle pi Piper bottle. Sold by ait Hatrare seers, Ba ee EAA UGH OSS, 18 haat eh be Now york. PIMPLES, finrctions of the akin, treated by regulat registered epectallste, Soa How osabeny ir W rane: ‘es Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, St. Lous, A RHAPSODY. She twanked a tune on her light guitar— ‘A low, sweet jangle of musical sounds, As blurred as the voices of fairies are, Dancing in moon-lawn, dales and downs ; And the twinkling drip of the strange refrain Ran o'er the rim of my soul like rain. The great blonde moon in the midnight skies Paused and poised o'er the trellis eaves, And the stars in the light of her upturned eyes Sifted their love through the rifted leaves— Glinted and splintered in crystal mist Down the glittering string that her fingers kissed. Oh, the melody mad! Oh, the tinkle and thrill ‘Of the ecstasy of the exquisite thing! The red rose dropped from the window-sill ‘And lay ina long swoon, quiverin; While the dying notes ofthe strain divine Rippled in glee up my s ind spine. arid pes ies Whitcomb Riley. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. We have made and sold the original Hand- Made Water Cracker for o4, years. Every Cracker is stamped simply and plainly Seven letters on myo snore, no leas! Count 11 cept no cracker stamped ‘other Ise tf you want the original. ESTABLISHED 1801. Linnany fs full of pure fan. No politics. 10¢. For Sale by alt u Leading Grocers and Wine Merchants, LEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., WILSON EAR DRUM A So, RHEIMS, Steuben Co. B. 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