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He bobbed the fly; he had a bite; He brought the trout to port And as he weighed the fish he said, ** By Jove! this is reel sport.” —Boston Budget. FOR YOUR INFORMATION. “Summer Homes and Tours,” a beautifully illustrated book; list of over three thousand summer hotels and boarding-houses in Catskill mountains and central New York. Send six cents in stamps to H. B. Jagoe, general east- lern passenger agent West Shore railroad, 363 Broadway, New York ; or free upon application. Little Isabel's mother had very injudiciously allowed the child to drink weak tea with her meais instead of milk. One day Isabel was taken out to lun-heon at a friend's house, and the friend, never dreaming that a child could drink anything other than milk, placed it before her in a broad, low, fancy cup. The child gazed at the milk in silence for a while, and then astonished her hostess by remarking dis- ldainfully, ** I are no cat."—Pittsburg Bulletin Mrs, Winstow’s S sy RUP for Chil- léren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the [gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- rhea, 25 cents a bottle, Report of a Spanish general in Cuba to the home government—"" We have just won a great triumph which will carry consternation into the ranks of the insurgents. We have shot one of our officers for cowardice."— Buffalo Express. Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne has Ino superior, A large yearly increase in its ales says so. Say,” said the new boy, “there berries here to fill all these boxes.” The fruit- dealer came to see what was wrong. He picked lap one of the filled boxes, looked into it, and liven under it. ‘* No wonder,” he said.“ You have got them upside-down."— /ndianapolis Journal, tenough “Is this where you vote?" said an Ohio vot- 688 to the election-officer. ‘Ves, ma'am.” Then please cut off samples of all the tickets hnd I'll take them home and see which I like best." Pittsburg Chronicle, Packer’s Tar Soap. ‘Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing.” —Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching.”— Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.” —Medical Standard, Chicago. CORLISS BROS'& CO TROY. NY. ing-day was celebrated in some portions of Kansas with great vigor and impetuosity.— bicycle after a while. place to tires.— West Union (Jowa) Gazette, often heard of women spiting themselves."— only genuine. cameras, its case is made entirely of metal, alike, being so simple any boy or girl can use proportions, With the assistance of a cyclone or two mov-| In the course of his sermon last evening a city pastor told the following story: A small boy, while undergoing the process of corporal punishment the other day, escaped from his mother and took refuge under a convenient bed. When the father of the house returned he was requested to capture the erring son and drag him forth, Removing his coat, the old gentleman stooped down and crawled under the bed, only to be greeted with the joyful re- mark, "Why, hello, pa! Is she after you too?” —Rochester Union. Chicago Tribune. We have an idea that we will purchase a We know of a good et the wind with which to fill the Mrs. McSmith—" They say married women live longer than single women. I wonder why it is?” AfeSmith—" For spite, I guess.” Afrs. MeSmith—"1 think you must be right. [have A country bridegroom, when the bride hesi- tated to pronounce the word obey, remarked to the officiating clergyman, ‘* Go on, measter ; it don’t matter. I can make her.""—Tid- Bits. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. Brooklyn Eagle. Get a bottle of Angostura Bitters to flavor your soda and lemonade. Dr. Siegert’s the Nan—"* Kitty, I don't hear you talk about your handsome employer any more.” Kitty “No; I don't like him so well. ‘The fact is. he hurt my feelings dreadfully. He told me he was married."—Louisville Courier-Journal, ‘The Indianapolis Journal has concluded that a man who marries for money is a fool, unless he gets it in advance. THE KOMBI, The Kombi is the smallest of cameras, being but two inches long, and with its pictures— surprisingly large and clear for its size—is a most interesting little apparatus. Unlike most “Woman weighs half a ton.” Thus ob- served our friend the Times-Herald this morn- ing in a head-line, and then it goes on to tell about the death of a Philadelphia woman who “weighed nearly six hundred pounds.” There is a suspicion that the telegraph editor was for- merly in the coal business.—Chicago News. which makes it strong and handsome and lows it to be carried safely in the pocket, into which it fits with ease. ‘The price—83 so—is small, and the cost of making its pictures is much less than for those of larger cameras. It carries a gelatine film which allows twenty-five pictures to be taken without opening and re- loading camera, ‘The Kombi is well adapted to old and young Circular free. Price, $5.00 it. It is made by Alfred C. Kemper of 208 Lake street, Chicago, who has recently opened branches in London’ and Berlin, the demand for the Kombi having grown to world-wide Is what tt ts namea. If noted long-distance riders wlways use the “Search Light” Lantern, shouldn't you? On the ground of greater proficiency they might take the risk of an inferior illuminator, but you cannot unless you think your Ilfe fan’t worth the difference. This ‘will light forty feet ahead of you. Special Advantages—Central draft; burns un- mixed kerosene ; fame adjustable ; filled outside. Tnalst on the BEST—the ** Search Light.” De livered for price if your dealer won't supply you. BRIDGEPORT BRASS CO., Bridgeport, Conn. Or, 19 Murray St., New York City. OH, IF | ONLY HAD HER Complexion! Why, it is easily obtained. Use Pozzoni's Complexion Powder. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are tho Best. Warerooms: 149-156 E. 14th St, New York. Cavriox.—The buying public will please not con” found the ‘Sonmex Piano with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— “S-0-H-M-E-R. RAMIRACALOUS the famous Hair Dye, a one-buttle preparation, Siperotite Moldy Al Hairdresser. Butad, a L. RAUCHFUSS, 18 East 2th 6t., on OJEGTING. EARS, SET BACK. jeatures. NY Loui: PR PROJECT dona ‘Ht. Woodbury, 121 e. Boston,” Philadelpala, Chicago, Bi A Rochester boy spoke of bloomers, His mother said in surprise, ‘* Bloomers? What do you know about bloomers?” ‘Oh, I know what they are,” said the boy, ‘* They're puff- sleeves worn on the legs."—Rochester Post Ex- press. “I'm glad Billy had the sense to marry settled old maid,” said Grandma Wickfeld at the wedding. ‘Gals is hity-tity, an’ widders is sort o' overrulin’ an’ upsettin’. But how old maids is sort o' thankful an’ willin’ to please.” And the old lady rocked away comfort- ably, with the consciousness of having said a good thing; but the look on the face of Billy's new-made wife as she fixed the old lady with her glittering eye was suggestive of anything but meckness.—A “any Journal, KODAK QUALITY Some Watches sell for $2.50, But the purchaser of 8 $50.00 time-piece gets more for his money than the man with the cheap watch, It’s the Same With Cameras. ‘The Kodak lenses are alone worth more than some cameras which the manufacturers claim to be “as good axa Kodak.” Kodaks are standard in hand camera va.ues--because they make good pictures—because they .re durable, reliable, Mandsomely Illustrated Kodak-alogue Free. t e.00 EASTMAN KODAK COMPANY, ROCHESTER, N. Y. Koaxs, kooers, BULLETS, (8100.00, ‘The whiskey that made Kentucky famous. 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