Judge — June 8, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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(—m W. J. Aww. Bannan Guta 1. M. Guncony, £ditor PUBLISHED ON! UNITRD SATS AND CANADA IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 Yi One copy, for thirteen weeks 13 NS Tnclading the Cimistaas Juocr. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS To alt forcien countries in the postal unian, $0.00 year. ‘THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupcE BuiLpinc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. 6B THE PUBLISHERS of the New York weekly JUDGE notify the public that the use of JUDGE im local advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising pages between ite leaves it a direct violation of the publishers rights under the copy right law, and all copies ef JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be used for such purpores, No one it authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this man 1d they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from so using their paper. Notice is hereby given that the United St. ion restraining the use of JUDG. JUDGE PUB 697 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoae are protected by copy- right in both the United States and Great Britain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously ed THE BATTL W! THE KAISER has a congress as to which his hands are utterly mis- placed. it court has recently granted an "110 Fifth avenue, New York, ‘Sin Cuba are won by the ablest lia MAY NOT mention the admiral as the flowery Meade. THE REPORT that ex-King Milan was dying was for a few hours quite encouraging )DONOVAN ROSSA world—* Say, look here! just stop forgetting me.” FRANCES E. WILLARD says she isn’t going to be married. We have long suspected this. WITH PARKHURST in Russia and Goff in Japan this country is going to feel like a neglected orphan. THE LARGER PART of the late legislature got home without be- ing killed. There is an overruling Providence in this state. to the You SARAH GRAND is forbidden by her physician to do any more writ- ing. Now if that lady can’t groan in print she'll die. “Whar yo" gwine, niggah?” “em look snow-clad. F THE INDIAN becomes a citizen and pa‘ronizes the ballot-box, as the president suggests, the price of votes will be greatly reduced. +* RURY ME where no woman can be interred near me,” were the last words of a Vienna bachelor. Death did a good thing in getting that man in condition for burial, CERTIFICATES were recently given to one hundred and one young doctors of this town. keep them alive? Not at all. are owned by doctors. Will it be necessary to have more sickness to Two-thirds of New York's finest mansions s+ TO EARN THIRTY CENTS,” says a woman of the sweat-shop, “Thave to begin at five in the morning and work till midnigh ‘There was never black slavery as bad as this white slavery enough to invoke a curse. ECKLEY B.COXE, who died the other day, refused to take an office to which he had been fairly elected because he was technically guilty of violating a provision of the local election law; whereupon his con- stituents re-elected him by a greatly increased majority That man de- serves to be remembered, Does anybody recall a case like it? It is wicked HIS ANNUAL JOB. “I's gwine toe yondah mountain an’ whitewhash de tops to make Summah boa'dahs is comin’,” THE FAMILY BOSS. HE SUPREME COURT of Nebraska decides that the woman who supports her husband is the legal head of the family. The privilege of authority is very gratifying; and what a feeling of superiority will come over this woman when she finds herself obliged to pay her husband's debts, THE NEW QUIXOTE. HE SWORD of Don M. Dickinson is continually getting between his legs, and he is in as much danger as if he were aboard a bicycle. And mentally he is worse off still; for the man who suggests arstanding army for this country gives evidence that he has even lost his head and doesn’t know where to find it. A WEATHER- BREAKER. OUR NEW GIRLS have been named after the Cleveland family, one of them taking the name Groveretta, and the papa of the quartette delicately intimates that he can buy a nice new home for seven hundred dollars. But he must not have a home He is needed outside to put up his face and bite the destructive elements. CHURCH AND WHEEL. BISHOP CONE of western New York proclaimed against the riding of bicycles by women. As a result we believe there are thirteen women of his churches that ignore the wheel. Five of them are too old, five are invalids, and the other three are dead. The good bishop needn't mourn, however. ‘The church is as powerful as ever. but the new woman believes herself competent to have her own way. PRESKI THE FIRST. LOTTIE PRESKI, nineteen y old, is the first woman to serve as a walking delegate. Her successors will be numerous if not great, but she is worthy to lead them, for she can make eight dollars a week at her pro- fession of sewing on buttons. Very few male walking delegates have been able to earn as much as that, perhaps because their superiority will not per- mit them to engage in any menial oc- cupation. STATES RULED BY CRANKS. A CONVENTION of evangelists re- cently held in Boston declared Maine to be the seat of Satan, and spoke of the state as one in which rum was king. Drinking, dancing and gambling, they said, were the rule, and large sections had no churches and buried the dead without prayer. These charges are not new; but it is deemed a virtue by a great many persons to cling to prohibition as a principle if it ruins morals and crowds asylums for the insane. THE FOOLISH TRUTH. R. CLEVELAND claimed twenty-eight trout as his share of the spoils of a recent fishing expedition, frankly admitting that his companions caught nearly as many as he. We recall a shooting expedition that he underwent while governor, under the auspices of Seth Green, Mr. Green had coaxed a buck to fly by him within shooting distance, and the gov- ernor didn’t shoot. “Slipped, didn’t you?” asked Mr. Green suggestively. “No,” said the governor sturdily, ‘It must have been buck fever. I felt scared.” There must be some redeeming features in a man who won't lie under such circumstances. THE IMPERILED HOME. ‘THE REVEREND DR. HENSON of Chicago says the devil began business by setting man against God. Then, alluding to the first murder, the devil set man against man. Now, in recognition of the new woman, his satanic majesty proposes to set woman against man and thus break up the home. “The world,” says Mr. Henson, “can stil go on while nations war against nations; but when in every house there is war declared between man and woman then comes the end, with the race wiped out and the devil in possession of the planet.” We hadn't supposea that things were as bad as that. Has Dr. Henson no faith in the power of the Almighty? comicbooks.com