Judge — June 8, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Reverend Sam Jones denounces ‘* Trilby” as vicious, abominable and utterly unfit to be read by good people. The force of his criticism is mitigated by his confession that he has never read the book. On top of all this we would like to obtain Trilby's criticism of Reverend sam.— Troy Press. Mrs, Winstow's Soorine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea, 25 cents a bottle, Thare are two kinds ov men that fear makes phools ov—them that are afrade ov nothing and them that are afrade ov everything.—/osh Bill ings. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to HOKER’S BITTERS, Junae is the conceded pictorial organ of the Republican party. ‘This week’s issue- has a significant first-page cartoon, Gazing upon the sign-board at the parting of the roads stands ex-Speaker Reed, undecidedly reading the no- tices—"* Free-silver road.” ‘* Gold road—anti- {ree silver." A step or two on the “ free-silver” path is ex-President Harrison. on the “gold” path is Governor McKinley. Both appear perplexed. And there may be more truth than fun in the picture.— Philadel. phia Call, Packer’s Tar Soap. **Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing.”"—Journal of Health, New York. ‘Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching.”— Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.” —Medical Standard, Chicago. (ex eeatHER CORLISS BROS & CO. TROY. NY EIGHT A pace or two | ~ ** By the way, I met one of those free-trade Demotrats yesterday,” said Eli Perkins, “up at Portland. He used to be a Randall Demo- crat. I said to him, ‘George, what did you change for? ‘Well, I've got a reason,’ he said. ‘What was it? ‘I'll tell you. I did it to disgrace an uncle of mine.’ * What had your uncle done? I asked. ‘He swindled me out of my inheritance and separated me from my family, and I just made up my mind that I'd become a free-trade Democrat and disgrace him.’ ‘What is your uncle doing? I asked. * He's pounding iron in the Sing Sing peniten- tiary.’ * Well," I said, * you've disgraced him.’”” One Umi Says" of Jandol the khan, “1 capture an Englishman.” But Jobn Bull attacks him With guns known as Maxim And blows him to Afghanistan. — Utica Herald. Charges of prevalent agnosticism have been common against the great universities, but the accusation by the women preachers that female colleges are hot-beds of infidelity is startling. An investigation may have to be conducted to determine whether the destruction of religious faith is due to the study of physics or meta- physics. — Pittsburg Dispatch, THE CELEBRATED SOHMER | Pianos are the Bes Warerooms: 149-156 E. 14th St., New York. Caution.—The buying public will please not con” found the ‘Sonseex. Prato’ with ove of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— S—0—-H-M—E-R. Magistrate—"You say he hit you twice. Then I suppose he tried to hit you again. Prosecuting witness—" Yes ; but it was only a trial, I fetched him one under the jaw that sent him so far that I am surprised that he is at this trial."—PAiladelphia Inquirer. IF BEAUT ca’ experlen "18 ONLY SKIN 'we-can make you beautiful. | 20, nce treat the akin. Joha H. Woodbury, et. ostoa, Piiladelpnin, Crleago, Ste Loui THE PERFUME Of violets, the purty of the lly, the glow of the rose, and the flash of Hebe combine in Pozzoni'’s wondrous Powder. RAMIRACALOUS the famous Hale Dye, a one-bortle preparstios Sper bottle. Sold’by all Halr-dre seers, Batnd. We RACH CES, IP ant Seb New ork ® Goutran burst like a whirlwind in upon his friend Gaston, ** Will you be my witness?” “Going to fight?” ‘No; to get married.” Gaston (after a pause)—"" Can't you apologize?” —Los Angeles Herald. Angostura Bitters, indorsed by physicians and chemists for purity and wholesomeness. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufactur- ers.” Ask your druggist. Some women's love is limited to the size of the man’s pocket-book and generosity with its contents.— Hartford Journal, The United States excel in champagne. Cook's Extra Dry takes the lead, It was a Pittsburg man who said to his boy, | “Avoid whisky-and-water, my son. It’s a dic lution and a snare."— Schenectady Union. A Cruise *& Mediterranean sen denn Dat a 1a8sey thie visiting Bermuda, Gibralter iranad Alhambra, lgiery Caro: io gaye i Paea aut phesun Constantinople, atheue Homes Nice; oat ly $500 and up, excursions, f ete., Included. Or- zed and accompanied by ¥. C. Clark, ex-U. 8. Vice- fonsul at Jerusalem. Ocean tickets all ines. 3) parties to Europe. Send for Tourist Gazette, ¥. C. CLARK, Tourlet Agent, Gum Swamp 's raised a comp'ny fer to help poor Cuba out— Fer to crack the heads o' Spaniards with a reg’ lar rebel shout ; But there's somethin’ yet a-lackin’ ‘fore they sail across the sea— They've got a gang o colonels—but the pri- vate, where is he? Atlanta Constitution, Little sister—* Most of the articles in your per this month is awful poor."* Little brother Felice of amatear paper" know it; but the boys that wrote ‘em sent stamps for their Tid- Bits, return, an’ I needed the stamps. VF YQU'’REA Al WILLGORVINCE THay OLDEN SCEPTRE IS PERFECTION Ee SEND. PACKAGE BENT FORGE PES 111 Broadway, New York. ROUND THE WORLD PARTY STARTS OCT. 8. Scribbler—* 1 sign my name to everything | write now. What do you think of the idea?” Wabble—" That's all right, old man, as long as you don’t give your address.” Life. Or, 19 Murray 8t., New York City. My friend the major tells me some good stories about the gallant men who inhabit the marine barracks at Charlestown. ‘The latest incident involves a brave sergeant who was go- ing the rounds one night to see that all the lights were out in the barrack-rooms, Coming toa room where he thought he saw a lamp BEARING ome TRADE BEST THIS AT NAME i HES] ANY ARE THE ear ier PRICE. Graduated” Elastic Elastic Cord makes them so. Best furnishers keep them, Fifty cents and upward. “A cheaper model at 25 cts. Sample pairs mailed for the price. 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