Judge — May 25, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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uae A TRAGEDY OF TO-DAY. 660 YOU have decided to leave him, my child?” said the mother. "Yes," the young wile replied. “ Remember, it is a grave matter. Such a step is too important to be taken without TIT FOR TAT, _ deliberate and sincere reflection.” If we must be in “IT have reflected. We can never be style, Ala London— truly happy.” “Why?” “ We can never esteem each other as we should. He doesn’t look in the least like Na- poleon and my foot doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to Trilby's.” AT THE PICTURE-SALE. Auctioneer —* Come now, gentle- men, make a bid on this picture. This artist ought ‘© be encouraged. He never made another.” A PROPER USE OF THE TERM. Twynn—" De. Thitd= ly is a very good man, but he never preaches a ser- Mey mon less than an hour C0 fog" Triplett He must ‘ be a terror.” ' 7 Twynn— He is. seca nT ot ereate the 3 Hels/aholy: terror: A SATISFACTORY REASON, SEED TE Mas, Suourex—* It's all very well for you to say dosh, Mr. Shouter ; but taxation without representation is just as unjust to-day as at the time of the American revolution. What do you suppose them patriots fought for, anyway ?" Mk. SHouTer—"* Wa-al, 1 spose most of ‘em wanted an excuse fer stayin’ away from home.” WOULD CLEAR THE HALL i Door-keeper (at an eastern church entertainment) —“ The janitor has just discovered a fire in the basement. We must dismiss the audience at once.” Manager—“All right. You get all the doors ready to open and I'll announce that a populist from Colorado is going to talk a few minutes on the silver question.” a A NEW DISCOVERY. ___Dewey Eave—" How beautiful are de laws uv natur’, O'Day! How simple, an’ yet how harmonious !" Brake O'Dav—"'I don't ketch yer drift.” Dewey Eave—" Why, half de people are willin’ ter work demselves ter death an’ de other half are willin’ dey should ; an’ dat makes celestial har- peed A PARADOX. [ MUST confess it puzzles me, = Whate’er their calling or “* profesh,” Why people get so very fresh When down beside the salt, salt sea THE PROOFS OF PROG- RESS. UST about three centuries ago Shakespeare was writing and producing his greatest plays, In three hundred years we have come to living pictures and bronze statues and French comedies done into English and translated into Ameri- ep vie ean. In some respects, dramatic AWFUL THOUGHT. JUDGE'S PHOTOGRAPHS. Cyolytion, “like a crab,” can give onsets —"" I see by the paper that the author of * Trilby Photograph of the man yale and 7 2 who doesn't think be can play Hamlet and Polonius points on go- poker. ing backward. — LoNG-SIGHTED PAKTNER —'* Heavens! What if he should make his heroine a beauty that never wore corsets? We'd be ruined.” comicbooks.com