Judge — April 20, 1895 — page 9: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

DIDN'T Say, Jim, we're having some fine scenery this trip.” WHEN EASTER COMES. WIEN Easter comes with praise and prayer, Leaves and flowers are everywhere, A change comes over people's faces ; Some, in truth, wear broad grimaces And others show no signs of care. With forty days of fish and prayer, Of Lenten quiet and despair, How many kick over the traces When Easter comes ! There's something in the sunny air That warms the blood of young and fair And sends men to side-door places, Where they amble through the paces. ‘There's a change in the bill-of-fare When Easter comes, Leh vaNem, WEARY WILLIE'S MOTTO. Some folks is created ter strive hard fer fame An’ others ter strive hard fer wealth ; But th’ strivin’ fer anything gives me er pain, So I simply look out fer me health, WANTED ALL THE FACTS. Judge—" Who is the prisoner?” Offcer—" son of Erin, your honor.” Judge (absent-mindedly)—* Mother's name?” CONDITIONAL. S66 \AJILL you love me when I'm * asked Mr. Linger of his sweetheart. “If you'll go soon,” replied the faithful girl with a yawn, OUR JULIA. FULL many a poem, passion-laden, Mas thapsodized the Marlowe maiden. It was, alas! love's losing labor— For Julia Marlowe's Mrs. Taber. ms THE MARCH OF CIVILI- ZATION. Little Johnnie— Say, dad, did people always move in the spring?” Brown—"No, my boy. Don't you remember that Adam and Eve moved just after the fall?” Photo. by Fath. JUDGE'S FAVORITES. MRS, LANGTRY, A royal road doth beauty tread, Cold reason strives with it in rai Wherefore a crown is for your head, ‘And you are queen in your domain, “ Gossip’ can neither make nor mar ‘The rose-fair woman that you are, LOST AMONG THE BARGAINS. C+RELIEF expedition! Why, where are they going?” “To search for a woman who went into one of the big department stores last Wedriesday and hasn't been heard from since.” HER. EASTER- EGG, GLE loved to paint, and many days she toiled To find the shades that blended well together; So careful was she lest it should be spoiled, She handled it as carefully as a feather. But when, alas ! she went to fondly stroke it She let it slip upon the floor and broke it, J. Oe. NOL A COMMONER. Mx. Commonstock—"" But is the count gifted with common sense?” DAUGHTER (indignantly)—"* | should hope not, papa. He's a nobleman.”