Judge — February 23, 1895 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Here is an alleged sample of obitua taken from ee Bh) I gave him his medicine regular From morn till the set of sun. He took two powders at ten o'clock ‘And another powder at one. Bat doctors cannot help us When death knocks at the door. Good-bye, my darling husband! Yoo left at ten minutes to four. THE GOLDEN PUN. “Do you smoke?” inquired the young man of his Uncle Joseph “Not often,” replied the old man hesitating- ly.“ Never—except er-r”— “Ah, I see,” was the quick response. ** You mean the Sceptre —Sarbrug’s Golden Sceptre.” “Exactly,” said Uncle Joseph with a sweet smile, “* Everybody who knows what good to- bacco is smokes that.” Mrs, Winstow’s Sooriina Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle. Jeweler—" The inscription you wish engrav- ed on the inside of this ring. I understand, is * Marcellus to Irene'?” Young man (with em- barrassment)—"' Ves, that’s right. But—er— don't cut the ‘Irene’ deep."—Baltimore Tele- gram, Natural domestic champagnes are now ve pular. A fine brand called ‘* Golden Age” is attracting attention. The telephone-girl was a long time answer ing my ring yesterday, but when she did she informed me in a hoarse voice that she had just taken a dose of anti-talksine.—Buffalo En. quirer, “* When pain and anguish wring the brow ‘A ministering angel thou "—Bromo-Seltzer. If a fool and his money are easily parted will somebody tell us how it is that there are so many rich fools?—Philadelphia Record. Lmanvfactured rac V finest Tobacco grown, regardless of cost. J Ade, “tals cents. KALAMAZOO Duplicate Whist. More Interesting than or- dinary Whist because each side (0) has absolutely the same oppor- tunities A simple and practicable way of ascertain. ing with certainty the relative superionty of different players. Play the Kalamazoo Method once and the old game becomes dull and uninteresting. ‘Ask your dealer for the game, or wri IHLING BROS. & EVERARD, nd Duplicate Whist Rules sand Whist Rtiquette as ado apythe KALAMAZOO, ‘Tih Amertan What Congt MICH, yaddresa om Fecelpt of Se, stamnp. . | TONIC-WINE, REQUESTS THAT A CASE Pills—"" Dr. Calomel made a bad break at the dinner-table of the medical society last night, I hear.” CAills—'t What did be do?’ Pills—* When called on for a toast he propos- ed ‘ The health of all who are sick.'"—Breok- byn Life. Angostura Bitters should find a place in every household. The best cure for indiges- tion, Manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, All druggists keep them. Politician—"* We've got to gain the vote of that old-maids’ club or all hope is lost.” Can- didate—" That's al right. We'll just address ivate circular to the different members, ask- tog if they are old enough to vote, and stating if they will be able to cast a vote this election that we'd like to have it count for us.""—Pitts- Ef yo’ aim yo'r arrow at a star hit may fall an’ burt sum one.—Death is a great equalizer ; ebbery man rides at his own funeral.—Whad a congressman learns in Washin'ton he don't allus take back toe his districk wid him.—Hit is a sad fac’ dat de man who goes out on a strike is often confronted by an empty home- plate.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, A bottle of Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Cham- |pagne with your dinner makes it complete. It pleases every one. Head of firm—* Young man, I understand that you have been winning at poker lately.”” Steele Penn—"* Well, sir, I hope you will over- look it this time.” ead of firm— Certainly ; but I want you to come around to the house to-night. My wife is getting up a little game.” burg Dispatch, —New York Herald, PUSH 'EM ALONG, ‘THEY’RE GOOD THINGS. ANITCHKOFF PALACE, ST. PETERSBURG, DEC. 6, 1894. “HER MAJESTY, EMPRESS MARIE FEODOROWNA, FINDING GREAT BENEFIT FROM THE USE OF YOUR OF 50 BOTTLES VIN MARIANI BE SENT IMMEDIATELY, ADDRESSED TO HER MAJESTY THE EMPRESS.” Anitchkott Palace, To Mr, MARIANI, St. Petersburg, Russia. 41 Boulevard Haussmann, Paris, France. N MARIANI “The Ideal Tonic Wine. Fortifies, Nourishes and Stimulates the Body and Brain. 1 restores Health, Strength, nergy ‘Avoid Sabetitations, ge en For Descriptive Book with Portraits and testi- mony of noted Celebrities, write to MARIANI & CO., 62 W. 15: Ot, Yew York. Panse: 41 Bd. Hacmnmana oom : $39 Oxford Sirci. ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jcpox when answering advertisements. ro pampnice wich vel tells wi is inall ‘of the pain attending It and bow to obtain alasting and inexpens! BW. 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