Judge — February 9, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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+ Ob," cried the clam with sadness Poughkeepsie first, America next—if you] Lewis Morris, the English poet, has written ‘As he slowly closed his eyes, please.—Poughkeepsie News-Press, an elegy on the death of Sir john Thompson, * I'm well known as a‘ stick-in-the-mud," ‘Canada's late premier, which somebody has/| but, worse than all, he loses money like thun- For I never advertise. neh tic gal- | Considered worth cabling across the Atlantic, | der-—Zxchange. © printer's Ink, | jo gennscticut has intreduced an antematic £2! |t¥ere are two of the five stanzas of the poem: other.—Chicago Dispatch. Windsor's imperial towers The ethers If you marry him you'll have Mas, WINSLOw's SOOTHING Syrup for Chil- = Kept mournful watch above him as he lay. | to live oo wind. Pas age sais ai Then, dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the| Patroni: ji . ly when | His sovereign lavished flowers Papa, perhaps you will raise the wind for us.” Girs.allays ail pan, cures wind colie and dia-| you teow shey nee she ese like Cant Zetra| 10 gratitude upon his honored clay. New York Press, ra, 25 Cents a bottle. . = oe = Pe tena CHP, Through storm and stress afar Hi ‘The man who does not advertise not only loses caste and position in the business world, = : — ‘crossed re the troubled wintry| As a specific against dyspepsia and other Above the blast of fame’s trumpet is often| /rishman (watching gun-club)—"* Be jabers ! cave tueiae ea | troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer bear! the rattling of chains.— Memory is far | an’ phwat's th’ use in wastin’ foine powder an’| Tp that stout ship of war, and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to more retentive of our sorrows than of our joys.| shot an thim clay t'ings? Shure, th’ fall ‘ud By the old flag enshrouded for his grave, | BOKER'S BITTERS. —Mercy often injures the innocent; justice | break thim onyhow.”— Vale Record. only the guilty.—A man's conscience is what This is good rhyme and rhythm and a fair sam be dares make it.—The pessimist walks in his ___| ple of patriotism, but it is very tame poetry. A M S own shadow.—A ldany Argus. Me Swatters—''1s that boy of ours smoking bit of realism might have been introduced by |; Mickey Maguire—"* My pop went out sleigh. : of cure sm) istidday.” Tommy Tucker —* Dat's these : confounded, cigarettes : Be if sticking in somewhere a stanza like this: Meas y Pop kem home wid his skates on," For ladies, the best and purest tonic is An-| with his rubbers on" Sracuse. Poe And custom's stern decree rep hiladelp ia Record, gostura Bitters. It effectually cures dyspepsia, Made him stand up before the queen and tax and tones up the system. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert His strength for hours; so he & Sons, manufacturers. At druggists. Scott's Emulsion is more than a tonic. Its| Returns no more alive to Halifax. — good eflect is permanent, No bad effect what- __—Utica Herald, Miss Gotham—"* How did you enjoy the re- | €¥eF- = ception last night?” Mr. Hoosier—" Enjoy For a clear head and steady nerves it? [couldn't find any place to sit down, and] W'en a purty girl discovers dat she is purty Take Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. I felt just like a hired boy at a husking-bee." | she loses her greates’ charm.— Hit is toe be —New York Journal. regretted dat so menny lub-matches, said toe et be in heaven, end in de uddah place.—Dar is Hicks—"' Phraser declares that he owes ev-| Somethin’ radically wrong wid de character dat eything to his wife.” HWicks—'* Nonsense !|™ay be permanently injured by de truf.—De Why, man, he owes everybody in town."——| man who acts like a gentleman israrey insulted, jabs Tree but de litle insolent cuss is allus in hot water. | | HOSE “ Q —Men don’t objec’ as a rule toe goin’ intoe ‘. . society ef de crowd is so large dat dheir feet 7 natural domestic champagnes ars mow very | an’ hands cannot be seen.—Et yo" ah told dat Who Drink ansesant 7 . yo" ble it 1. $a thin’, Hit i A PEnractiog atteation, Yo! evemble & great man, say nothin’, Hit] evans’ Ale delight in lis ae ment yo’ open yo'r mouth.—Arkansaw Thomas | sparkling brilliancy, mellow ) Wes COULD NOT IMPROVE. THE aS Mrs. Wayupp—"1 sympathize with you | Cat, flavor, creamy head and ual- if paid double the price tis 4eeply. It must be very painful to lose a fort- Terie OF bady and taatit \ 4 pa Price ane.” Mrs, Iiluck—"* It's terrible!) When we THE CELEBRATE! CELEBRATED nA , 3 ye vere rich we used nothing but the most exqui- Me: ite antique furniture; but it’s all gone, every Those that experience can produce Re viece.” Mrs, Wayupp—" The new furniture ee tit money can Bt Gs hich you have here looks very comfortable,” Who Don’t Roa daed ( Mrs, Iiuch—"* That's the trouble. It is so oe : : A 2°2 TRIAL PACKAGE. |S comfortable that I am continually reminded of Tt has been discovered that the dog which laughed when the cow jumped over the moon was a skye-terrier,—Atlanta Journal, *qU2UI}PIS ON rR Bacar Pianos are the Best. | will never know the high ao hs 3 Post Paid for 25CtS Hoek Weeki that it is mot antique."—WVeww) “” Warerooms: 149-168 E. 14th St., New York. degree reached in the sci- ) f el | eSatersma ts ras aire ten | ceo Sewing ent ey Mma | Gy MARBURG BROS 9 sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spelis— | try Evans’ Ale or Stout, y eAnigrican Tobacco Co Pac k Cr S| S-0O-H-W-ER. )ntersnuverc.. Gs ayes 7M ‘Sold Everywhere, ~ Rabbi, who is happier—the man who owns T Ss a million dollars or he who has seven daugh- | Brewery, Hudson, N. Y. ar Soap. ERR soit Sug who bas many daughters] C. H. EVANS & SONS. Magistrate (10 witness)—" Why didn’t you for more; the man who has seven daughters wor FoR AE, voce were |99 to the help of the defendant in the fight 7 es ‘ iy , i meets salary eoder. | WVitness—"* I didn't know which one of them Wonderfully soothing and heal-| does not."—London (Ontario) Advertiser. Wtelor-o.¥icKEBY: segeneuaiee, | was going to be the defendant."—Prladelphia ing.""—Journal of Health, New York. Inquirer. . “ What are you arresting that man for ?" ask- “Excellent in «dandruff, chafing ed the curious citizen, ‘* He gimme too much Reptreiloe i bee gab,” said peliceman ninety-nine, ‘ Wanted and itching."— Medical and Surgt- to know if % was marked down from a dollar.” cal Reporter, Philadelphia. —Indianapolis Tribune, “It leaves the skin soft, smooth NOURISHES DEAFNESS and supple. A luxury for shampoo- Pare i Si HEAD NOISES relieved by using ing. "—Medical Standard, Chicago. 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