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There carte a timid knock at the white-house door, and when Mr. Cleveland answered it he found standing on the stoop a dejected-looking individual, one arm in a sling, an eye done up, his face gridironed with sticking-plaster, and one leg held in the air by the aid of a crutch. ‘The president bowed with an inquiring accent. “Then you do not know me?’ queried the figure in a melancholy tone. ‘* Er—what exclaimed the president as a light of recogni tion slid into his countenance ; **it cannot be Captain Hinkey of the Yale foot-ball team?’ Senator Hill smiled bitterly. ‘* I wish it was,"* he said humbly, making as though he would Sep inside. But he found the door in the way. rockland (Maine) Tribune, Mrs. Winstow’s Soornin SyRuP for CI dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and dia theea. 25 cents a bottle. *Twas wondrous strange—the bright lamps shone On all the splendor of the town, And every woman in that throng Was glorious in costly gown. And yet amid that show of wealth Oh, what a noticeable lack! For there was not a woman there ‘That had a whole dress to her back. —Boston Budget, Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” A man mus’ enva hise’f ef anuddah man kain’t do hit fo' him. —Broken hearts hab some- times been repaired so dey lasts a good while longer.—Don’t jedge a man by de tales ob his enemies; his fren’s will admit his faults. —Dar ah lots ob lub-matches, said toe be made in heaben, dat end in de uddah place.—Dar ‘ould be a great deal less mischief done in de world ef mo’ people stuttered.—Arkansarwe Thomas Cat, “Ellen, has George come home from school speaking-tube. “* Yes, ma'am," came back the answer. “Where is he?” “*I haven't seen him.” ‘*How do you know, th that he's home?" ‘* Because the cat ‘s a-hidin® under the dresser.""—Voughkeepsie News-Press, Packer’s Tar Soap. “Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing." —Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching.” Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. 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Algiers, Cairo; seven days at Jerusalem, Beyrout, Ephesus, Constantinople, Athens, Rome. Only $525, hotels, excursions, fees, lc., included. Organized and accompanied by F.C. Clark, ex-United States vice-consul at Jerusalem, and a staff of competent assistants. Thirty excursions to Europe. Ocean, tickets by all lines. Send for Tour- ist Gazette. F.C. Clark, tourist agent, 111 Broadway, New York, official ticket agent Pennsylvania and Erie railroads, éte. hips ‘That "— Indianapolis Journal. If you are a business man ‘Never fail to show it. Printers’ ink is Fortune's horn ; ‘The wise are those who blow it. Printer's Ink, Maud—"' How did you ever manage to cure that young man of his love for you?” Marie— “Look him shopping one day and let him watch me while I was at a bargain-counter."— Chicago Record. 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