Judge — December 15, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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UNCLE RUBE ATTEMPTS 10 BLOW OUT THE TIONS. JUDGE HE SUCCEEDED. NECESSARY PRECAU- RLRCTRIC LIGHT. HADES was anxiously await- ing the return of its mas- ter. The fires were banked and trade was almost at a standstill owing to the agitation against admitting fire-worshipers. Mrs. Satan, who had been left charge, had ruled the place with an iron hoof, and the assistant chief devils, their assistants and the multitude of minor devils, were all on the point of mutiny. At last, when things were near- ing a crisis, Satan appeared, looking weary and dejected. Where have you been, * anxiously asked Mrs. To New York.” gasped Satan; and he passed his hands across his face as if to wipe away some horrible nightmare. That's where Dr. Park- hurst lives, isn’t it?” “Yes; and I'm for him because: § the gates locked and barred?” Yes; why?” Get Lucifer to put a night- chain and an extra padlock on, bit.” dare let a New-Yorker in here on an; “Why not, pray? Are they not "— ious ring to his voice; “why not? 1 corrupting our morals inside of a week. band's instructions. AUTHOR OF THIS IS DEAD. Superintendent—* Now, children, how many days make one week?" Little Pete Sick.” Superintendent — make that out, Peter? Little Pete— Why, s Sick? How do you k days make one TWO STRINGS. SS WWHY is Charley letting his hair grow?" “For two reasons. He intends to try foot-ball, and if he’s not a success at it he’s go- ing to join the woman’s-rights party.” A CHESS CRANK. Mrs. King is such an enthusiastic chess-player that when her hus- s c band returns late from the club he always has to checkmate her on the will you? And say, don’t you hall-Roor before she lets him pass up stairs. Bicyete ieNp—"* Don't worry, old man; the machine isn’t hurt a ccount, Do you hear?” “Why not?” asked Satan, and there was an anx- se they'd be And Mrs, Satan hurried to carry out her hus: — after Chappie commenced wearing one. ASHIONABLE CHRYSANTHEMUM sToor. A MATTER OF IN- DIFFERENCE, 46 DO YOU take any in- D terest in the problem of whether or not inhabited ?” asked the young man, “Oh, dear, no,” replied the young woman. if it were the people wouldn't belong to our set.” Before and comicbooks.com