Judge — December 1, 1894 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Cheap advertising space is like a cheap suit of clothes, in that it is frequently the dearest. —Printer's Ink, Mas. Winstow’s Soornine Syeur for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thera, 25 cents a bottle, ‘onah,” expostulated the whale, ‘do keep ** Certainly,” answered the famous man, ‘now that I know where Iam. I wasn't sure but T bad ‘been caught in a folding-bed, don't you know."—Detreit News-Tribune, Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” If martyrdom now is on the decline. it is not because martyrs are less zealous, but because martyr-mongers are more wise,— Colton, ROUTES AND RATES TO WINTER RESORTS. ‘The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company has just issued a little booklet giving the routes and rates to various winter resorts in Cuba, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Georgia. The information is very conveniently arranged and indexed. Copies can be had by inciosing a two-cent stamp to Charles O. Scull, general passenger agent Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, Baltimore, Maryland. manufactured from the / finest Tobacco grown, regardless of cost. A2oz.trial package poo paid for 25 cents. bas Ban seamen rome Spree 2. of floor Fonun ; new scientit: inudorved by 1a as lawyers, clergymen, edit ig He Lildatrated ‘0 engravios ‘Address D-T, DOWD, Setentife Physical and Vocal Culture, 9 Fast 14th street, New York, or C.P-JORDAN, Chieago agent, 209 Dearborn street. HILLS Vest Heo Cocoa THE ONLY COCOA WITH RICH CHOCOLATE FLAVOR. “Your yard-stick is too short." Peddler— “True, but you will notice how thick it is."— Fliegende Blatter, Bromo-Seltzer is sold on all trains By Union News Company's agents, “Tommy Biggs hasn't got much manners.” “What did he do?” ‘* He bought six peaches an’ only gave me three, an’ I was his company an’ not well." —/nter-Ocean. To tone up the system and stimulate the ap- petite take Angostura Bitters. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers. At druggists. ** Look you,” said Constance Muliigatawney. Then she jilted him in favor of a policeman who had got his picture in the paper for ac- cepting a bribe, ‘'I cannot marry an obscure man,” she explained coldly. ‘I will be aveng- ed!" he cried merely. He was true to his word. When he was cured of a torpid liver and was honored with a quarter-page portrait in the press he wouldn't notice the little girl he once had loved. She in turn could only kick herself as if her heart would break — Detroit Tribune, my Alvays in Condition is the feeling experienced by per- sons who drink C. H. Evans & Sons’ India Pale Ale or Brown Stout. These brewings counteract all tendency of the blood to become sluggish, and tone the system to JA condition essential to health, land fortify the body against fa: tigue and danger of overwork. Creamy Head, Mellow Flavor, Sparkling Brilliancy, are among their distinguishing features. Sold by leading clubs, hotels and cafés, C.H. EVANS & SONS, No Sediment. Brewers of the finest 4 Stout for morg than 10) seat Hudson, - = WHERE THE GOOSEBERRY GROWS ON ITS GOOSE. 1 would fy from the city’s rule and law— From its fashions and forms cut loose— And go where the strawberry grows on its straw And the gooseberry grows on its goose ; Where the catnip-tree is climbed by the cat ‘As she clutches for her prey— The guileless and unsuspecting rat On the rattan bush at play. I will catch with ease the saffron cow ‘And the cowlet in their glee As they leap with joy from bough to bough On top of the cowslip-tree ; And list while the partridge drums his drum ‘And the woodchuck chucks his wood, And the dog devours the dogwood plum In the primitive solitude. —Tyler (Texas) Harpoon, THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos are the Best. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. Cavtion.—The buying public will please not con" found the Sonmex Prano with ‘one of a. similarly rounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— S—0—H-M-E-R. % 4- KALAMAZOO a 4 Duplicate Whist. For Home Amusement and Instruction in the game of Whist the Kalamazoo Method is unequated _For Whiss Players it makes an appro- Prate CHRISTMAS GIFT. ” Ask your Dealer'for the game, or write us IHLING BROS. & EVERARD, Whiet and Duplicate Whist Rules and Whiet Etiquette as adopted bythe KALATIAZOO, tit American DENVER MORTGAGES. $s Uribotary territory yet to ‘se expansion. Safely-ntade far Western loans ar the best Investment. jations rule now. -Abun: Gant references. Jous EL ‘Tow - Denver, Colo. Now ts the tlm derfal curved edge The Hain: ‘oh top for eutt Tryour ai ‘Our oth ther for #100 sold everywhere. leware of wor December sist. Wri and HEAD NOISES relieved by usin WILSON'S COMMON-SENSE FAR ORUMS. New scientiae tnveation, entirely dit creat in conatraction froth all other de ‘ices: Assiet te deaf when all oth WHAT IS MORE Attractive than a pretty face witha fresh, bright complexion? For it use Pozzoni’s Powder. TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURF. yenders no Loss of Nerve force. Patie fone. Correspondence wolletted. N. D ager, S1-E28 Kirk Bulldog, Syracus | toa evar 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). | THE HUMAN HAIR, | Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F. R.A. S. a ev Ae owt The won. I. Does Its work like bon Wes HOt Kee Woman at the polls, Mfrs. Vews (in the next booth)—"' It must be taking you a long time to prepare your ballot.” Mrs. Keernot— “Tam adding a postscript."—Chicago Tribune. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER’S DITTERS. Mrs. Chugwater heaved a little sigh of disap- pointment and threw the paper aside. ‘Here's a list of fifty divorce-cases,” she said, ‘* I've looked it all over and I haven't an acquaintance in the lot.""—Chicago Tribune. C. C, Shayne’s name in a fur garment isa guarantee of reliability. prizes at the world’s fair. 126 West Forty. Awarded highest Shayne’s, 124 and second street, New Vork, is elegant furs. Fashion-book mailed to any al- dress, FORTIFIES NOURISHES STIMULATES REFRESHES Brainle Sent Fre8, atbum:3s Portmarrs! and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. €.K. Lona & Co.. 1013 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa. “Bvery one should read this little book." —A thenaum: 39 Broadway, Ney Yorks! A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN 18 a J Bees MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, ‘TOM CIN, VERMOUTH and YORK, Wo guaranteo these Cocktalls tobe made of absolutely pure and well matured liqu: fand the mizing equal to the best cocktatls served over any tar In the world. Being compounded in accurate proportions, they Wlilalways be found of uniform quality. ‘Try our YORK Cocktail—made without any swectenlog—iry and delicious, Asam ple source bottle sent to any address, pre- ald, for dc. Story of the origin of the American Cock- tail free on application, For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors. Hartford, Conn, iccadilly, W. London, England, LESLIE'S WEEKLY is making a great hit with its GILBERT PARKER STORIE comicbooks.com as