Judge — November 24, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

WHEN MAIMIE MARRIED. When Maimie married Charley Brown Joy took possession of the town ; The young folks swarmed in happy throngs— ‘They rang the bells, they caroled songs, ‘They carpeted the steps that led Into the church where they were wed ; And up and down the altar-stair ‘They scattered roses everywhere— When, in her orange-blossom crown, Queen Maimie married Charley Brown. So beautiful she was, it seemed Men, looking on her, dreamed they dreamed ; And he, the holy man who took Her hand in his, so thrilled and shook, he gargoyles round the ceiling’s rim Looked down and leered and grinned at him Until he half forgot his part Of sanctity, and felt his heart Neat worldward through his sacred gown— When Maimie married Charley Brown, The bridesmaids kissed her, left and right— Fond mothers hugged her with delight— Young men of twenty-seven were seen Vo blush like lads of seventeen ‘The while they held her hand to quote Such sentiments as poets wrote. Yea, all the heads that homage bends Were bowed to her—but oh, my friends, My hopes went up—my heart went down— When Maimie married—Charley Brown! —James Whitcomb Riley. Mrs. WiNsLow's Soornine Svur for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar thea. 25 cents a bottle. An Indian doesn’t have to be at Haskell in- stitute long to catch up with the times. A young buck who entered a month ago as ‘* Deer- in-the-woods” is already de Forest Antelope. Topeka Capital, — Cook’ Imperial. World's Fair “highest . excellent champagn greeable bouquet, de ‘There is a difference in the way ‘A modern maiden’s heart will soften. To this young man * come off” she'll sa While to that one it is ** come often.” —Buffalo Courier. Packer’s Tar Soap. ‘Wonderfully soothing and heal- i] ing." —Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent. in dandruff, chafing and itching.” — Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.”"—Medical Standard, Chicago. ‘The witty suggestion was made by the Spring- field Republican after the Maine election that an amendment to the same laws of that state seemed to be needed to’prevent Democrats from being exterminated. ‘This mot reminds the saunterer of a story told of Prince John yan Buren a few years before the civil war. ‘The Whig and native-American parties had dis- banded. “At a ball in Baltimore, about 1858 or 1859, one of the belles of the evening was very outspoken in her political dislikes. “1 am not a Democrat, nor am I a Republican,” said she. “But what politics are you, then?” was the natural question of the bystanders, ‘I would have you know,” replied the lady, ‘that | am an old-line Whig.” Instantly taking the lady by the arm, John van Buren faced the assem- blage and remarked, “* Here, ladies and gen- tlemen, you may see one of the greatest curios- ities in the whole country. ‘This young lady says she is an old-line Whig. The male of this * Discovered a curious thing in our family history to-day.” Dickey—"* What was it, deah boy?" Cholly—‘* Not one of my fore- fathers was a bachelor."—Princeton Tiger. Mikade—" Hold on, bold on! you stand and fight like a man?" Li Hung— Heh! Me no lecognize you.” Aikado— “You won't?" Li Hung—" No} you not in my class." Afisado—"* But 1 can’ whip you, land and sea, horse and foot, stinkpot and di ons.” Li Hung—"Me ho lecognize. Go makee lecold. Go whippe Sam Yankee, John Bull, Bill Kaisel, then come me. You not in my class.” And Li Hung defiantly fled.— Cleveland Plain Dealer, Why don't If you suffer from looseness of bowels or fever and ague Angostura Bitters will cure you. Dr. J. G, B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufactur- ers. Ask your druggist. ches is now remarked the “A man who read Coxey's an inmate of an insane-asylum,”” horse-editor. * Well,” remarked the snake- gditor, © what are insane asylums for?”— Picts. burg Chronicle. Telegraph. Times are so hard that many men are cutting their mustaches off so that they can smoke their cigars shorter.—A/chison Globe, DECKER DECKER BROTHERS’ F UNION SQUARE -WEST- NEWYORK BUILDING “BELLE OF NELSON.” The whiskey that made Kentucky famous. Used in United States government hospitals after a thorough chemical analysis, and pronounced to be the purest and finest whiskey in the world. "Distilled and bottled by the Belle of Nelson Dit For sale in cases, contai he bare, Address Acces, Belle of Nelson Distillery Co., LOUISVILLE, KY. welve bottles, or by ALL & Cour, New GSR GSI © => GSTER @SnR IF YOU WILL “PARDON ME T'll take off my coat ever wore—the It’s made with “* graduated"? which slide in front, stretch as much as I can reach, last indefinitely, and make the ‘suspender supremely Beside it's as ele- gant a brace as is sold. Really, you would better try AM elastic-cord ends, comfortable. pair Only Fifty cent at Twenty-five cents. Sample pairs mailed { CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., No. 5 Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. and show you the ise suspender Tyg _ Oneot thee abel on the bak ‘ofeach pair. A cheaper model, th» ‘* Workers,” Both have ** graduated’? cord ends. for price. Best dealers have them. 5. iM STER QSTER @ ST GE ORG Lanterns . GoatcistER, Mtg: Opiielaa, 49 THE CELEBRATED SOHMER KPianos aro the Hest. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St, New York. Cayrion.—The buying public will please not con’ found the ‘Sovaex neh her Siibtly sounding name of cheap grade, Our name spells __S-0-H-W-E-R. _ 5 fe reir te eee Bene eas, Aus. econ, $3 peceweNee: DEAFNESS and HEAD NOISES relieved 8 WIENS Com MON Se FAR ORUMS, New sentido vention entirely 4 ferent fe Soutraction from ll tt “eee ™. DRUM IN | Fostriox. POZZONT'S COMPLEXION POWDER 1S ively knoe and ererymbersteemed the ‘will improve the complesion, sai fender no legre ae ean oRUM co, Louewties Ky TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURE. ¥ngenders no Loss of Nerve force. Patients treated at Home. Correspondence solicited, N. D. Manager, 221-82 Kirk Dollding, Syracuse, N. ton Svpor. 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F-R.A.S. C.K Lone & Con tory Arch St, Philadel, Pa. “Every one thould read this little Book.” —A thenarnn, Even amung thoze people who think they are Christians there are more who fear God than there iz who love him.—Josh Billings, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomaca, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER’s BITTERS. Hair-dye is dangerous. A Frankford man who used it married a widow with six small children. — Philadelphia Record. C. C, Shayne’s name in a fur garment isa guarantee of reliability. Awarded highest Prizes at the world’s fair, Shayne’s, 124 and 126 West Forty-second street, New York, is the leading fashionable resort for reliable and elegant furs. Fashion-book mailed to any a dress, D(Jcous GLENSHAW FOR NOURISHES Body... STitereesnes| Brain Indorsed by eminent Physicians everywhere. Sent Fre8, atom, 75 ponrna im, 75 PORTRAITS and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. THE DECEMBER NUMBER OF JUDGE'S LIBRARY is now-out, and will be tound to be superla- Price 10 cents. ‘To be had of and train-boys. CHARLES A. BALDWIN & 60, BANKERS, 40 and 42 Wall Street, NEW YORK. A Correspondence solic! INVESTMENT SECURITIES, STOCKS, COTTON,GRAIN. Daily Pinanclal Letter on Request. \ccounts of rifpaldduale Banks and Bankers, abject to Chee, resivad on favorable terms. Foreign and Domeatio Bichaage, comicbooks.com