Judge — November 24, 1894 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

330 JUDGE when ‘rhe you: A THANKSGIVING EPISODE AT BLACKVILLE. eid BBREDDREN, I has been regarded as a peaceful citizen an’ Tato the er devout membah ob de chu’ch. Seldom has yo’ seen Pros 5 me gib way to de ebbulitions ob vi'lent wrath, but dere am When occasions when de obscenities ob good sassiety an’ de sang- Queen M froid ob polished courtesy am fergotten an’ dis is one ob dem eo occasions; an’ I wish ter say p'intedly dat I kin belt de libber "ser lee an’ lights out ob de man what sent me a delusive basket on And he, T’anksgibin’ about de right weight faw a tukkey commensu- Her: han ‘5 - . the garg rate ter de abilities ob yo'ah hard- workin’ pastor, an’ when I eee opens it in de presence ob ma fambly I discobers a old- Until he fashioned cylinder-escapement codfish wid a tail on it like a OF sanet j : Heat wor dress-coat, an’ dryer dan de inaugural address ob a college When M president, an’ harder dan a street-car company’s conscience, The most ‘played upon, but can be ‘touched * it is too much. Will somebody strike achune? 4,7, ‘fora "note at any time, ‘The whit Such sen JUDGMENTS. Yea, all t Were bor GET a thiel to catch a police My hope: man. When M We are never wholly glad to see old friends. Why worry about our suc- cessors? We are here. It is a very poor family in- deed that does not support at least one drone. It is never worth while to be discoureged just because our in- timates say “ Bosh! He livesa thankless life who can exploit other men’s enter- prises and not his own, He lives high who skims tht cream of life, but he does not fare badly who bores a hole in the bottom of the pan. Many people compose them- nd say, “The Lord will cence, ag There i An To this Wh selves provide,” and he does; but somebody has to work. Often we say, “Something is always happening to the man,” : whereas it is the man who is al- TOO MUCH ART. ways happening to something. Briccs—"* That Miss Penstock is very sensitive, isn’t she? She won't speak to me any more,” SMADRLINNonvin: Miss Griccs —" What have you been saying to her now ?” Brices —* Why, I merely remarked that [ could tell by her face she was an artist.” and ite cal Rep “Tt I and suf ing.”” THE OBEDIED GER (fo new stage-hand) —*! Geesey, now be sure and have a net on 1 for the wire-performer. (How the wire-walker found the net) ‘All right, sir" E-HAND. comicbooks.com