Judge — October 13, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A YANKEE TRICK. France —"' That is what I call a real ‘ankee trick. You steal my grapes, plant them in California, make your ‘Premier’ brand of California wines, and then boast that the * Pre- mier’ wines are equal to the imported.” Uncte Sam—" That is what I call prog- Fraxce—'* These wines are actual ported wines, but grown on American soil.’ Sam—""T don’t care what you call the * Premier’ brand of California wines im. Your card, please !" Uncte Sam—" Pacific Coast Wine Com- pany, Growers and Distillers, 849 Broadway, New York. Uptown depots, R. M. Haan's stores, 1286 Broadway and 1496 Third Avenue, Harlem depot, Robert A. Hevenor Co., 161 and 163 West One Hundred and Twenty-filth street. Also all stores of Acker, Merrall & Con- it. Call ; call early ! Nurse—"* Please, ma'am, every: time little Bobby can't have his own way he runs at me and pushes me and kicks me like everything.” Fond mother—" Bless his little heart! He'll be a famous foot-ball player some day.” —Good| News. '_Packer’s Tar Soap. “Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing." —Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent in. dandruff, chafing and itching.”-— Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.”"—Medical Standard, Chicago. pardon, sir,” said the passenger in the skull-cap, tired of the monotony of the journey and desirous of scraping an acquaintance with the man in the next seat ; ** are you traveling for some house?" *= No, sir,” replte “Lam not in business, fam a Universalist preacher.” ‘* Shake !" rejoined the man in the skull-cap heartily. ‘I'm an agent for a fire- extinguisher."—Chicago Tribune, ‘Mrs. Winstow’'s Sorina Syrup for Chil- dren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thoea. 25 cents a bottle, “Aren't you afraid that statue will shrink if it be left out in the rain ?” asked the cheerful idiot. “*Shrink?" said his host.‘ What an idea!" **I didn’t know, you know. I thought it_might become a statue wet."—Cincinnati Tribune, Nothing contributes more toward a sound digestion than the use of the genuine Angos- tura Bitters of Dr. J. G. B, Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist Don't ta about grandmother's turning the reel. Just see how her. granddaughter takes to the cwheel ! She's up with the dawn and, as neat as a pin, Sets out every day for a twenty-mile spin. —Binghamton Republican, Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” It is told of a certain Kansas City journalist that when he went to a neighboring city he at- tended church one day. A deacon approached him and, after some preliminary remarks, in- quired, ‘Are you a Presbyterian?” The jour- nalist replied," Yes, I am a Presbyterian ; but Uhaven’t been doing much at it lately."—Aan- sas City Star, For HEADACHE AND BRAIN FATIGUE, e89°Mo UsErUL Excessive Study, Over Bralework, Nery ‘us Debilty, Dyspepsla, Fatigue of Travel er Shopping. For sale by all leading druggists by dose or bottle. TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURE. Hogeoders no Low of Nerve force, Patients treated at Home. Correspondence solicited. \N. D- Manager, 821-82 Kirk Building, Syracuse, N. tion fopox. LONDON, a7 Manx Lae, EC. 122 Broapwar,, (ANADIAN crs By WHISKY The age and genuineness of TH18 Whisky are guaranteed by the Excise Department of the Canadian Government by certificate over the capsule of every bottle. From the mo- ment of manufacture until this certificate is affixed the Whisky never leaves the custody. of the Excise Officers. No other Govern- ment in the World provides for consumers this independent and absolute guarantee of purity and ripeness. “@anadian Club” ‘Whisky is particularly adapted for medici- nal use. When not obtainable from local dealers we will gladly supply consumers direct upon application. A tounce sample, with the usual Government guarantec, will be sent prepaid, by expres, to any address in the United States on reccipt of 0c. in stamps, Distilled and Bottled ‘by HIRAM WALKER & SONS (Limited), Walkerville, Canada. NEW YORK, CHICAGO, 12) & 24 Momapaocy BLoce, as -d the other ; Hit Is almos' as difficult toe stay dar as hit is toe git dar.—De i civilize de masses is gi who lib alone nebber git bery well acquainted wid demselves.—Toe repent widout mendin’ one’s way is toe pump out de ship widout stop- pin’ de leak.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S DITTERS. “Tell the truth,” yells the Buflalo Express. That seems to be a favorite expression in Buf- falo, But why doesn’t somebody do it —Roch- ester Post Express. Colonel Breckinridge is out of politics and Madeline Pollard has abandoned a stage career. Thanksgiving day will be heartily celebrated this year.—Netw York World. C. C. SHAYNE’S ; FUR ESTABLISHMENT. 124-126 West 42d St., New York. Fashion Cut mailed free, Send name and address THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos aro tho Best. Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St, New York. Cavrion.—The buying pullic will please not con" the Sowmex Piano’ with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— UPRIGHT GRAND FREE tg ce for ite for Bey co ©O., Fremont, ANEW $90 STEINWAY ~ PIANO SREY RN oes CHRISTY , Boxas. E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., LARGEST LINE OF PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES IN THE WORLD. Send for Catalogue. “ Anthony's Photo. Bulletin,” $2 per year. 591 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. STARCH CROWS STICKY, Common powders have a flare, Pozzo ni’s is the only Complexion fit for use, oth Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF, HARLEY. PARRER, FRA. S. C.K. Lowe & Con “very one should read ‘arch Sts Philadel is little book." —A thenarwm, } | rosrrion. “The Belle of Nelson.” ‘The whiskey that made Kentucky famous. Used in all government institutions after a thorough chemical analysis, and pronounced to be the finest and purest whiskey in the United States. 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