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There came from the ocean an oyster. A maiden inclining to roister Just gave him a look ‘And promptly partook, A process which greatly rejoiced her. —Detroit Tribune, | Mrs, WINsLow’s SooTHING Syxur for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- rheea, . 25 cents a bottle. Clara—*\'m so fond of music! I want to play the piano awfully.” Zaura—"* Well, you do play it awfully." —Werw York Herald. Cook's Imperial, World's Fair “highest ward, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Customer—"* This pen-knife you sold me is so soft that the blade is dull before I get through sharpening a pencil." Street-vender— “Yah, Dat is 20 ven yon gomes to sharpen- ing der point your thumb you von't cut your- zelfs."—New York Weekly. THE HAMLET OF HOCUS PO. On the thirty-second day of the thirteenth month of the eighth day of the week, On the twenty-fifth hour of the sixty-first min- ute, we'll find all things that we seek. They are there in the limbo of Lollipop land— a cloud island resting in ai On the Nowhere side of the Mountain of Mist, in the Valley of Overthere. On the Nowhere side of the Mountain of Mist, in the Valley of Overthere, On a solid vapor foundation of cloud are pal- aces grand and fair ; And there is where our dreams will come true, and the seeds of our hope will grow, On the thitherward side of the Hills of Hope, in the Hamlet of Hocus Po. On the thitherward side of the Hills of Hope, in the Hamlet of Hocus Po, We shall see all the things that we want to see, and know all we care to know ; For there the old men will never lament, the babies they never will squeak, In the Cross-road Corners of Chaosville, in the County of Hideandgoseek. In the Cross-road Corners of Chaosville, in the County of Hideandgoseek, On the thirty-second day of the thiceenth month of the eighth day of the weck, We shall do all the things that we please to do, and accomplish whatever we try, On the sunset shore of Sometimeoruther, by the beautiful Bay of Bimeby. —S. W. Foss, Perfect in its blending Lmanulactured from the / finest Tobacco grown, K regardless of cost. percent. to10per cent. On} ‘ Dromising cfty with vast, ric ivatary terrttory yet to develop. Great gold-miniay [ke yuelon. “Satelymade far Western loans are, after all, ih: ‘est Investment. Low valuations rule now. Abup: vferences.. Pree circulars. Jouw E, Laer, 1515 Tremont St., Denver, Colo. A PRISKY VETERAN. Nay, try it not, old fellow ! “The forces fail within ; ‘Though your heart be warm and mellow, You ride a feeble shin ; The pranks of youth can never grace The silver head and wrinkled face— ‘And yet, I love to feel your merry clasp, And hear your croaky laughter rasp, Old vet ! Yea, tell, with added measure, Of deeds that brightly shine— But scantier, now, the pleasure Of marching in the line ; As true as in the long ago, ‘The loyal fires as brightly glow— ‘And yet, Ye bow before relentless fate, With shriveled arm and feeble gait, Old vet! ‘The drums beat full as loudly As those of ‘sixty-one ; ‘The heart swells full as proudly For every victory won ; But, honored with your country's tears, Ye simply totter down the years— ‘And yet, ‘The wonderment of gods and men, Ye frisk and prance, as young again, Old vet! Ah, clasp the old hands tightly, The joy will not be long Where gleam the camp-fires brightly Proclaim the old sweet song ; Within that blue coat wildly rage Contending boasts of youth and age— And yet, A thick’ning shade bursts on the vi T hear that solemn ** Last Tattoo, Old vet ! Cleveland Plain Dealer. iew, ‘The Clubman cures his aching head By taking ere he, leaves his bed Bromo-Seltzer. Tired Teddy—"* Wot'r' ye flirtin’ wid de dog He's an ol’ acquaintance ired Teddy—"* Does he like yer?" Gay Getup—" Dead gone on me. He gives me a bite every time I comes round.”—Brook- dyn Life. GENTLEMEN! Don't suffer longer with imperfect and Gard will eleg yon 2 cieciar deserbiew Stine Benedlet’? patents, Jonce /dorses it as the best. Made in ‘solid ake _BENEDIOT ‘BROS, {71 ruatway. WY. ct, Body au Brain Indorsed by eminent Physicians everywhere. sou HY paccowrs ano cnocena, Sent Fred, ats and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. . NOURISHES STIMULATES REFRESHES ‘AvOO BUBSTITUTIONS. m, 75 PORTRAITS ad cubes sow alee Alieriat ot gies age lee Alicriat ‘DL, DOWD, Gelentite. Physical and aT THE SOFT CLOW OF ‘The tea rose is acquired by ladies who use Pozzoni's Complexion Powder, Try it oth Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stampa). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER. F. R.A. S. C.K. Lone &'Co., 1013 Arch St., Philadeiphi “Every one should read this little book." —d thenarum, TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURF. Engenders no Loss of Nerve force. Patienta treated at Home. Correspondence solicited. N. D. CRARY, anager, sci Kirk Duildiog, Syracuse, ton Jcpox. She looked quite neat, Sailing down the street ; But there are malicious rumors (O'er which she grieves) That she used her old sleeves In making her bicycle bloomers. —Indianapolis Journal, The genuine Angostura Bitters of Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons are the most efficacious stim. ulant to excite the appetite. Ask your drug- | gist. Everett Wrest—"" Lady, if you would like to have some wood sawed ""—— Mrs. Potts— “We burn gas.” Everett Wrest—"* Then per- haps you will let me tarn on the gas for break- fast."— Exchange, PATRIOTIC AND PRACTICAL. A representative of the Jupce called at Mr. C. C, Shayne’s establishment on Forty-second street last week. During a pleasant conversa- tion Mr. Shayne made the following statement : “The past year was one of the most trying in the history of our country. Many soerchante lost ther Dusiness; many farmers lost thei farme; many work: Ingmen lost their homes—all of which was brought about by conditions which are now well understood by the Aoveriean people. Buty" Sie, Shayne said in ble truly American style, “1 have the utmost cont Gence 40 the stability of our government and in the triotiam, ability and common sense of the people. hey accept conditions more readily and With better rack than the peoples of any other Ration” The perplexing questions which have agitated the country uring the past year are for the presto sa fasted, and the fact that they are settled will encour: Ane business men to make investments and commerce wil revive Believing that there would be a good demand for furs after the dificulties (rough which we were pass- ing should have been adjusted. and recognizing that {he best time to purchase any Kind of merchandise is when one's competitors do net buy, 1 took advantage Ot the opportunity offered, owing fo the financial df. tres, and purchased the largest stock ‘of furcskine I ver bought in both Europe and America, and at 3 {imme when Boldere were anxious to sell and: buyers were few. SFMany far manufacturers in the United States, be- ing discouraged, closed their factories large mucnbers offskilied mechanics were idle. I continued to oper. Ste my factory, and not only gave employment 10 my Tegular force Guring the spring and summer, But also {o'a number of these workmen who, rather than Te. tain idle, were willing to work at very low rates of wages unil their own sbope opened. Having purchased my goods at very low prices, and baving ‘obtained suiled. labor at Yow rates of rages, I ata now prepared to fursish the Armerican Deovie with frsvelass fasionable furs at lower prices han { have ever been able to before.” THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are the Host. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St, New York. Cavion.—The buying public will please not con” the Sonex Piano with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— S—0O—-H-M-E-R. and HEAD NOISES relieved by usin WIEESW's ComMON SENSE? 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