Judge — September 29, 1894 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A PRACTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY, pards ; jes’ ter kill time let's play dat old childhoods game, ‘ Tutton, button, who's got de button?” Dewey Eave—" Say, 1 “Yes, yes; but where are we goin’ ter git a button?” Huncry Hicern: THE VANITY OF MAN. GE brought out a lunch, this pitying maid, ‘Yo the tramp, ‘neath the linden-tree. He thanked her, but inwardly chuckled and said, “« There's another girl mashed on me.” GEORGE #. DRVYR, NOT WITHOUT HONOR, EXCEPT— Pennyroyal—"\s funny; V have never * yet seen a woman who did not rave over Drivley’s poetry f Citric —" You have never met Drfviey’s wife, then ?” HAD THE KEEPING QUAL: ITIES. Mrs. Dewdrop— This elderberry wine is'some of my own make, parson, Do'you think it will keep?” ONE OF THE TRICKS AT CARDS. Parson Tester (tasting) -—" There Picture of Brown holding four aces and trying to‘look as if they is no question about it, ma‘am.”” were only a pair of deuces, 4 3. Bowery,.eight p.m, DIDN’T EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT. S6\VAS the prize that Charlie got |* at college for brain or brawn?" * Brain, 1 think.” “Well, Charlie always was.eccen- 4 tric.” : PLEASANT REMINISCENCES. “GRANDPA—" Tommy. was it you who set the fatstrap so as to catch the speckled lhen by the neck?” ‘ : ol . “Tomsty—"' Ves, sir; but” — “THe see AE procialms tbe a Graxpra —"Oh, that's all right, Tommy. * always getting licked with a rubber hose, like this.” js Shakespeare once avowes When I was a boy I was jest the same way—always And so I know when Cholly 's near up to some wickedness and wild pranks like that, His trousers are so loud. and —— comicbooks.com