Judge — September 29, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CORNERING THE MARKET. CLaRENce —"* Dear little dovie! What will it cost your tootsie-wootsie for LITTLE BROTHER —"* Well, seeing it's you, I'll let you off for half a the kiss which he just stole from your ruby lips ?* dollar.” SEASONS OF DISCOMFORT. HEN sere September leaves on lawns lie thick ; When candidates for office trade and trick ; When blare October voters’ names enrol When nude November brings ‘em tothe pol When drear December rules th’ inverted year ; When January blizzards reappear ; When February's fretful temper reigns ; When March matriculates its aches and pains; When winter lingers in the lap of spring; When April showers mud (not flowers) bring ; When May’s portentous rain-clouds hide the sun; When June-bug visitations have begun ; When July pyrotechnics sound and wound : When August's sultry breathings bake the ground ; When clammy nights the dusty days pursue ; When dew is falling and notes are falling due ; When populistic anarchy holds sway ; When both those notes and income tax we Moruer —‘* Have you a pin, Willy?” a pay. Croce moss. OVERDONE. Bertie—" Why! what ever is the matter with you, Algy? You look as if you'd been in a hospital. Your holiday hasn't done you much good, Where have you been?” Akgy (faintly) —" Har Barber.” Bertie—" Why, I thought that was such a lovely place!" RATHER AN OLD GAME. Algy —"So it is; but Cholly Round- Doctor SprincLer— “No, I do not believe in card-playing or out and I were the only men there. He gambling in fay. ei 2 ; : leaks Were Lan Tag Bint. Youxc—"'I don't see why not. Didn't Moses play Pharaoh 7 Wity—" I think so, mamma,— — Just hold — —these things a minute- while I look.: ‘Yes; here is one,” ERAL STORE; OR, THE CONTENTS OF A BOY'S POCKET, comicbooks.com